Paris Olympics

Trump

Dem Ticket 

Harris

AI Math

Biden

AGI Timelines

Olympic Gymnastics

Bitcoin

Elon/Tesla

US Congress

Deadpool

Crowdstrike

Israel/Gaza 

Netanyahu

US Economy

Trump VP 

Nvidia

OpenAI

Twitter

ACX 2024 

Sama Drama

76th Emmy Awards

One Piece

Taylor Swift

Legal Weed

Music AI Race

TV Props

Hard Forkasts

Life in 2040

Tour de France 2024

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Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

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Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

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Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

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liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

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Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

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One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

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'big':3 'butt':4 'cannot':7 'lie':8 'like':2

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

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"I'll never admit to anyone that we met on Tinder"

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'announc':1 'crypto':3 'currenc':4 'mana':2

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Swap the positions of the bet YES and NO buttons

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Launching a new funny Manifold offshoot (like Manifold Love or politics, just not serious)

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Allow Mana donations to Hamas, KKK, Scientology, or something similar

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In addition to light and dark mode, there is a colorful mode

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Swap the colors of the bet YES and NO buttons

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Pay to Win: Mana bought on April 1 is implicitly profit (ranked)

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Enable technical analysis on price charts

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Use a more serious scientific font: Computer Modern

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One April’s fool market is created, where each mana betted is immediately reimbursed, with random resolution.

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'crane':6 'flip':3 'logo':7 'paper':5 'rotat':1

They *accidentally* add a bug in Manifold which breaks core functionality

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They remove core functionality of Manifold on purpose

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Introduce something new and purchasable with mana

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Put games or other enjoyable frivolities on the About/links page

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Bring back lootboxes or other gacha mechanic

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Intentionally do something that makes it (falsely) look like the site's broken to a front page user for any meaningful length of time

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Make those of us who say they don't care enough about fixing bugs look like fools by fixing lotsa bugs

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Make this market ranked: https://manifold.markets/Joshua/troll-logic-megamarket-what-things

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AMM removed/ largely reduced for some market

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Leagues don’t end or something leagues related

Any current or former United States Senator

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