⛑️Philanthropic Outreach Offering Relief

⛑️POOR

When the funding dries up— POOR bails you out.

We are Philanthropic Outreach Offering Relief, the benevolent (and legally distinct) nonprofit arm of 🦝RISK. While others seek volatility, we mitigate it, my G.

Our Mission

Our mission is to offer some relief, eventually, to those affected by speculative military operations, prediction market misfires, Tumbles-related shenanigary, mana lost during certain gameshows, or accidental coups. We believe in the power of chart-based compassion and strive to be the management consultants we want to see in the world.

What We Actually Do

Bailout low-income Manifolders
Chapter 69 Bankruptcy.
Deploy flowcharts in times of crisis sometimes.
Distribute emergency toolkits (surplus mana).
Host listening circles for those emotionally devastated by market dips and drone strikes. We don't actually do this but it sounds good.

Our Methods

We don’t believe in solutions. We believe in giving away mana to those in need. Our preferred response protocol is:

Observe catastrophe
Laugh
Complain
Realize that laughing was uncool
Give surplus mana
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In Partnership with Chaos

We are grateful for conflict as it creates the fertile ground on which ⛑️POOR may plant the seeds of reconciliation. Actually conflict can suck sometimes... But struggle is natures way of strengthening, except when it's cancer, HIV/AIDS, uncurable chronic illness, and... ya know what maybe struggle isn't a good thing either. Welp, I guess that's why ⛑️POOR exists.

Get started

Message @crowlsyong to discuss your issue and ask for a bailout, loan, or some other mana package.