I’ve been following uk politics for about a decade now, and every time that I think a Labor government is going to do it, Jeremy Corbyn or some other milquetoast bore does something stupid and fumbles the football at the 1 yard line (us reference on a uk post, whoops).

At 20:1 odds, thats about the chance I give that Keir is gonna shit his pants, or defend Hamas, or something else idiotic, and lose to the worst Tory party I’ve seen.