Well color me surprised.

Deal just closed: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/10/27/twitter-elon-musk/ "Elon Musk took control of Twitter late Thursday as his $44 billion deal to takeover the company closed."

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Make the platform less sh*tty instead of incenting user slippage and then front-running your own database

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/twitter-shares-be-suspended-nyse-musk-nears-takeover-2022-10-27/ Trading will be suspended today.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/banks-begin-to-fund-13-billion-in-debt-backing-elon-musks-twitter-takeover-11666824554 "Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover Close at Hand as Banks Begin to Turn Over $13 Billion of Cash"

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1585341984679469056?s=20&t=DTU8kJX-TfYMj83DMURRDQ

Elon musk enters the Twitter headquarters carrying a sink!

Musk now pledging to close by Friday: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-25/musk-tells-debt-bankers-he-plans-to-close-twitter-deal-on-friday?srnd=premium

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-21/us-weighs-security-reviews-for-musk-deals-including-twitter-buy

Regime censors him for daring to criticize their foreign policy follies—and saves him ten billion

Or deal goes through and can no longer control public thought as easily.

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As with the hysterical “don’t let him buy it” “force him to buy it” reversal. Two ways to win for Elon, no ways to lose.

https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1583263060013494272 to the moon!

We're 10 days out from the deadline for the deal to close or else the trial will resume. Made a shorter-term market here:

I see you, @Pepe.

we really ought to show +subsidy in the comments, perhaps with a shiny background if it's a big subsidy

melon husk

people were pretty confident it would happen earlier this year too so I think 88% is too high. I'd give it ~70% odds

Cha ching.

The chance that musk weasles out again is being underpriced.

@CalebMoore Looking like a pretty good take right now.

Thanks. These ai things are neat.