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Resolves yes

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/im-truly-sorry-what-i-did-sbfs-girlfriend-confirms-they-conspired-steal-ftx-customers

I guess it is now confirmed that she is cooperating and pleading guilty (pretty much snitched on herself)?

@DavidKochanov I think there’s no way she hasn’t agreed to testify in exchange for a plea deal, but maybe we don’t have explicit proof of that yet released publicly?

Larry David-tier plot

In the sequel he realizes he can “make it all back” by joining Elon’s effort to imprison Fauci, saving an expected ten million lives (he scribbled this on his jail cell in the movie)

“Taking Utilitarianism Seriously” by Sam Bankman-Fried on raising birth rates, executing gain of function funders, and other new based charitable works

I guess there's another q here as whether the snitching was unilateral or Sam being the martyr. v romantic 🥰

Who is Caroline

@ForrestTaylor Caroline Ellison, previously CEO of Alameda Research

She was spotted at a coffee shop near a police building.