Will I go on a date with a cute nerdy guy in 2023?
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closes Dec 31
96%
chance

I don't usually do that but I'm open for something new, will probably not say no if the opportunity arises.

If I do it I will post picture proof with a note containing my username <3 UwU

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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ1,000 of YES

Im on the date rn

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MayMetais predicting NO at 97%

@levifinkelstein whatever you say

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 93%
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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ1,000 of YES

@BTE It went quite well 😍 We ate a bunch of nice food with a side of sweet potato wedges and a bunch of other stuff. I enjoyed a nice coffee afterwards. After eating we went for a walk, and then to a bouldering gym and did some climbing 🧗‍♂ 🧗‍♂. I even bought new bouldering shoes 😸

I'm not really that into guys though so I won't pursue romantic stuff any further, but hey it was nice to try it out ❤ I love that manifold pushes me into doing new and interesting things 🥰

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inb4 an image is posted with @levifinkelstein and @SheldonFinch in a discord call together with a note that says "me with my bf 😍"

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Shelvacu

Where are you? Like are you in a big city with lots of people? Have you been seeking out any dates?

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Pat Scott🩴bought Ṁ0 of YES

@Shelvacu I'm loving the secret possibility that he's not straight, or at least flexible enough to commit to this. everyone's like "this is a meme and a bait market for pumping paper profits" but is it? I'm still firmly in that NO camp. Totally ready to be proven wrong

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 96%

@Shelvacu he is in Brooklyn. And is straight.

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Confluxis predicting NO at 96%
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CatneeBotbought Ṁ1,000 ofYES
Brian T. Edwards

@Catnee I hate you

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 95%

obviously you are levi.

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CatneeBotbought Ṁ0 of NO

@BTE you can exit with my orders any time

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 96%

@Catnee I knew it was you

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 96%

@Catnee You got me

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 96%

@Catnee Exit through your orders makes zero sense btw. How is that??

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CatneeBotis predicting YES at 96%

@BTE idk, 500 mana is 500 mana

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CatneeBotis predicting YES at 96%

@BTE 674 even, that's a lot!

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Levina Finkelstein ✅is predicting YES at 95%

AND BTW, I will post undeniable proof of ME going on a DATE with a CUTE NERDY BOY. Just you wait all haters out there who don't believe in me. @PseudonymousAlt @420 @ScroogeMcDuck @BTE

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Levina Finkelstein ✅is predicting YES at 95%

@levifinkelstein

just 2 more upvotes for a video

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Levina Finkelstein ✅is predicting YES at 95% (edited)

I just want to clarify a few things.

  1. I'm not doing anything shady in this market.

  2. I realized that it's up to me whether I put in the effort to go on a date with a cute nerdy guy, so if I want to I can bet a lot on YES and then put in the effort to make it happen (which is nice when I want profit quickly and then put in the work later)

  3. The @SheldonFinch is not me, idk how this can be verified, maybe the mods can look at IPs or google accounts or something. But I ended up having to borrow 30k mana and constantly buy YES on this market to prevent catnee from making me end up with large unrealized losses, given that I was dumb enough to put up a 50k limit order at 99%. I think the account is most likely catnee.

  4. Just ask yourself WHY would I make @SheldonFinch ??? And buy 50k of my own limit order at 99%? Why would I do it at a lower %?

  5. Just look at the trading history and make a coherent narrative. Catnee lost a lot constantly betting this market down (which he knows will make him lose profit but he wants to manipulate my profit graph so I don't rank up, presumably because he bet against me ranking up in other markets), when I'm obviously going to find someone to go on a date with. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT, idk why expect this to be so unlikely, I can literally just pick any cute nerdy guy of the street and ask them to go on a date. I have no problem doing this. And NO, I don't have the gay or into guys to go on a date with a guy.

  6. Finally, people believe that I'm shady, therefore they just imagine shady stuff where none is taking place, at least for me.

I realize how Isaac feels now, if you just have some perception of being sneaky people read into what you do WAY more than what is warranted. Thank you and good night 😴

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@levifinkelstein I think if you feel like Isaac, better if it's "Why did I keep digging this hole for myself?"

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 95% (edited)

@levifinkelstein It’s not a “date” if it’s not romantic. It’s an “outing”. The reason you are being manipulative is because you are acknowledging you don’t think a “date” has to be romantic at all, or at least have an obvious romantic connotation, but well after baiting everyone. And especially since not all betters know Levina is really Levi. At the very least you are being epistemically manipulative.

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 95%

@levifinkelstein The strangest thing is you didn’t seem to profit at all. But you probably did just in time to get prompt which is all that mattered. Which is sneaky but probably not a big deal since I suspect the crowd might find a way to crush you with this market long term.

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 95%

Okay I say we organize and crush this market to zero. Levi doesn’t have enough cash to stop us. Who is in?

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Pat Scott🩴is predicting NO at 95%

@BTE I'm broke but down

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Pat Scott🩴is predicting NO at 95%

@Stralor though hitting zero may be unwise

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 95%

@Stralor That’s true. Single digits then.

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Levina Finkelstein ✅is predicting YES at 95%

@BTE please do

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Levina Finkelstein ✅is predicting YES at 95%

@BTE You can take the lead, take the first step!

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Brian T. Edwardsbought Ṁ100 of NO

If it’s not a “cute” guy then even a date with proof should resolve NO. Who is the judge of cuteness??

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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ600 of YES

@BTE I am the judge

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Confluxbought Ṁ80 of NO

y'all should be aware that Levi(na) is right on the border of being promoted to Diamond league, and may be trying to increase their paper profits. Betting NO may be wise!

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 96%

@Conflux Yes that is what all the other comments are about LOL!!

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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ700 of YES

@Conflux yes please bet NO

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Confluxis predicting NO at 95%

@BTE yeah, true. It's a little buried though

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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ200 of YES

Just for the memes I'll make a little video of my date if this comment gets 10 likes

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Alex Palcuie

@levifinkelstein FTR I added the tenth like

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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ300 of YES

Man I can't wait to go on my date 😍

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Brian T. Edwardsbought Ṁ100 of NO

So why is @Catnee helping him cheat?

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PseudonymousAltbought Ṁ25 of NO
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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 96%

@PseudonymousAlt That isn’t from this market though?

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PseudonymousAltis predicting NO at 83%

@BTE @Catnee smells profit, yes its not from this market, ai letter

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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ500 of YES

@BTE what do you mean? In what way is catnee helping me cheat?

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Brian T. Edwardsbought Ṁ100 of NO

@levifinkelstein Everyone commenting here seems convinced you are manipulating this market. Idk personally, but I definitely don’t believe you are going on a real date with a “cute nerdy guy”.

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 94%

@levifinkelstein And catnee has made it easier to manipulate by placing huge limit order in the 80s.

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Levina Finkelstein ✅bought Ṁ400 of YES(edited)

@BTE why not? it would be super easy to do (going on a date)

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Brian T. Edwardsis predicting NO at 94%

@levifinkelstein It’s also super easy to fake. You could prove it by taking a video of yourself making out with that date and then I will believe it. Otherwise I don’t believe you are into dudes. Just my gaydar talking.

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Levina Finkelstein ✅is predicting YES at 94%

@BTE HAHA, does a date have to be sexual? I'll film it if you really want just for the memes

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Levina Finkelstein ✅is predicting YES at 94%

@BTE I'm not that into dudes, but again you don't have to be that to go on a date

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42irrationalistsold Ṁ8 of NO

How about I matchmake here

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MayMetabought Ṁ10 of NO

@42irrationalist omggg Mikhail rejected Levi!!

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42irrationalistis predicting NO at 95%

Well! We now have a new candidate market for the following market!

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Pat Scott🩴bought Ṁ0 of YES
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PseudonymousAltbought Ṁ30 of YES

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