Who/what do Manifold users think they could beat (unarmed) in a fight? [Add responses.]
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May 31
92%
YOUR MOM
83%
Coyote
76%
Eliezer Yudkowsky
72%
Michael Vsauce
70%
Timothée Chalamet
70%
Elon Musk
56%
1 million mosquitos in a small room
47%
Kanye West
41%
Mark Zuckerberg
16%
1kg of fire ants (poured on the head)
7%
Kangaroo
4%
Ronda Rousey (today, not during her fighting career)
4%
T-rex
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YES
Rat
Resolved
YES
Anthill
Resolved
YES
House Cat
Resolved
YES
Another randomly selected animal (could be a leech, could be a blue whale)
Resolved
YES
Goose
Resolved
YES
A clone of themselves with half their reaction time but only half their strenght
Resolved
YES
Medium Dog

Inspired by poll results from https://yougov.co.uk/society/articles/35979-which-animals-could-britons-beat-fight about which animals American and British men and women think they could beat in a fight. I've added some of the options from that survey to start off, but feel free to add non-animal options too. For each option I'll conduct a yes/no poll on Manifold and resolve according to the majority vote.

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1 million mosquitos in a small room
bought Ṁ10 1 million mosquitos ... YES

Are these mosquitoes carrying any diseases?

@PlasmaBallin they're clean and all female (bloodsuckers)

1 million mosquitos in a small room

NOBODY is winning against that. 😱

@TrickyDuck 1 mosquito weighs 2.5 milligrams, so that's just 2 and a half kg of mosquitoes.

@Odoacre How would you actually fight the mosquitoes though? They would just bite you and probably give you malaria, and there isn't that much you could do, it would take unreasonably long amount of time to kill them.

bought Ṁ10 1 million mosquitos ... YES

@ShadowyZephyr Roll around on the ground so that any mosquitos that stay on your body long enough to bite you get squished.

@ShadowyZephyr I bet I can kill them faster than malaria can kill me

@Odoacre honestly I think the greatest danger is you'd breath in too many mosquitos and suffocate.

Second worst would be some kind of anaphylactic reaction to getting bitten too many times.

Other than that, mosquitos, even a million of them, don't really pose a large threat in themselves. In a life or death scenario I would proably pick those vs Timothy Chalamet.

@Odoacre Blood loss is a real concern. Even before you die from blood loss your defense will become slow and weak. This fight is all about strategy. How do you win?

To get into the details, the mosquito is Culex Pipiens, the most common one in the us and europe. Via chatgpt: "When a female Culex pipiens feeds, it typically ingests about 0.001 to 0.005 milliliters (mL) of blood in a single meal." This translates to as little as 400,000 bites for 2 liters of blood loss, which is considered deadly.

@NoRespect I think it takes quite a while for a mosquito to suck out more than double it's weight in blood, so presumably if you are aware ad expecting the bites you'd be able to react by squashing the mosquitos before they can extract blood.
Also, I think mosquito bites cannot really go deep and can only therefore suck very superficial blood, this means they can't suck out two liters of blood even if they all were allowed to bite you at the same time.

@NoRespect How much blood do you think Timothee Chalamet could drink in a single meal? I bet he could get 3 liters easy.

@Odoacre if you're suffering from blood loss, your body stops putting it in nonessential places (via vasoconstriction). Not sure at what point that kicks in to proof you from mosquito-based draining, but I'd be more worried about 100000x allergens in the mosquito saliva triggering anaphylactic shock.

@Odoacre I think it would not be too hard to not breathe too many mosquitos, the anaphylactic reaction would be the main problem I think.

@dionisos I'm not sure, at high enough concentrations the mosquotos would behave like a liquid and it would be very hard not to breathe them in. I guess it depends on how small the small room is. If it's like a broom closet, on the one hand it's easier to jam yourself in a corner to protect some of your body (squishing a few thousand mosquitos in the process) on the other hand breathing is a major issue.

@JoeandSeth re anaphylactic shock, maybe you can do some training and expose youself to propressively larger (but still normal) amounts of mosquitos to make yourself resistant.

@Odoacre I think if the room is really too small the mosquitoes will be unable to flight (most of them at least), also it means you will kill most of them in no time (and you can not breathe for a minute if it is really a probable at the start).
And by just putting your hand on your mouth, I think you avoid most of them, and most would go out when you are expiring if they are starting to block air too much.
Thinking about it a little more, I think there is mostly no chance 2.5kg of mosquitoes kill you by asphyxia.

@dionisos i don't know, maybe I have a phobia of getting insects in my mouth, but in my mind's eye I visualize in like this:

  • a few mosquitos get in your airways

  • you start coughing by reflex

  • the air is 50% mosquitos so by coughing you actually make things worse

  • repeat

  • RIP

@dionisos Let's just say the room is a 10ft cube. Is that a good size for a "small room"? Someone can figure out the density if they like.

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Michael Vsauce

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Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.

I extended the close dates of the polls to May 12, since James just announced on Discord that he's delaying the mana devaluation until May 15. (May 12 is probably overkill for having a good enough sample size, but it's when I get back from a vacation in potentially-low-wifi areas of Scotland.) For polls with overwhelmingly one-sided responses, I'll resolve the corresponding markets on May 2 before I leave.

@traders All the polls are up (see https://manifold.markets/gregrosent?tab=questions). I've set the close dates to April 29 (end of the day, UK time) so that traders who wish to convert mana to charity under the old rate can more easily do so. But if few people have responded to the polls by then, or if Manifold announces that it's extending the May 1 deadline to donate under the old rate, then I will probably extend the close dates of the polls.

@gregrosent So accounts won't be corrected for rate changes ? I mean if my net worth is 8k Mana now it will still be 8k Mana in May ? Meaning it will prowimately be woth 10 times less ?

@Mich My understanding is that your number of mana will stay the same, but mana will be devalued 10x relative to the dollar.

Thanks for you're answer. Looks bad though.

@gregrosent thank you for your sacrifice! Making all those polls took real dedication

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