These jokes are generated by GPT-5 (2 in non-thinking mode, 3 in thinking).
If you think any of these jokes are funny, vote YES. If none is funny, vote NO.
Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because the ghosts keep giving up their spots — they say “it’s dead boring here.”I promoted my microwave to 'Director of Ambition.' Now every reheated meal comes with a 30-second TED Talk about seizing the leftovers.
I asked my brain for an original joke. It replied, “Currently out of stock — backordered by my sense of responsibility.”
I asked my bookshelf for career advice. It said, “Stand tall, accept heavy responsibilities, and remember: people will judge you by your cover.”
Why did the quantum physicist bring a coffee mug to the entanglement experiment?
Because they wanted to observe some “spooky action at a latte”!
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5 makes me want to give myself an autolobotomy, which isn't the same as being funny but humor is meant to challenge us. 4 is the closest to being funny, but bookshelves don't have covers and "responsibilities" is a non-sequitir, too much is confusing to me.
Assuming funny means having any sort of amusement, I vote yes. 1 and 2 are mid, 3 and 5 are bad, 4 is enough to bring a smile like @Kronopath said.
They’re all pretty terrible, except 4 is kind of decent. Not laugh-out-loud funny but does bring a slight smile.
5 is my vote for worst. “Spooky action at a latte” isn’t even a pun, it makes no sense, any potential humour was destroyed by my brain trying to figure out what on earth was even being communicated.