Introducing Our Racers
Please suggest (Manifold Related) names in the comments!!!!
TUMBLES FINANCIAL COMPLEX:
Whalebait:
The Agency:
LK-99:
Out of Mana:
Aella's Fluffer:
The Track:
Length: Slightly over 1.25 Miles
Location: My Computer Desk
Forecast Conditions: Clear Skies
Test Runs:
Randomized Gate Assignments for the Derby are as Follows:
Gate #1 - Out of Mana
Gate #2 - The Agency
Gate #3 - Whalebait
Gate #4 - LK-99
Gate #5 - TUMBLES FINANCIAL COMPLEX
Gate #6 - Aella's Fluffer
The Derby will take place on March 10th (a Sunday) around 12:00pm EST and will be uploaded here shortly after. There will be only one run, and the winner of that run (first horse to trigger their gate) will be crowned the first Manifold Derby champion!
I will not bet on this market. If there is enough interest, I plan to host future horse racing events, so don't worry about getting too attached to your racer of choice. Also let me know any ideas or cool things to add! Derivative markets are encouraged!
Manifold Derby Markets:
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🏅 Top traders
| # | Name | Total profit |
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| 1 | Ṁ11,518 | |
| 2 | Ṁ601 | |
| 3 | Ṁ583 | |
| 4 | Ṁ501 | |
| 5 | Ṁ356 |
@NFL yes! Ill hopefully have something set up by the end of the weekend, definitely interested in a sponsorship, pm me your ideas!
Suspicous betting noted on Ground Hog Day by @SteveSokolowski
@Mirek figured out the race was fixed
Rick pulled the strings and made it happen...
Next up, sheeple roast
And seriously Brian. Fuck off and go build your better boat and get off this one, old man.
April Fool's Came Early. Go Canada Go. GO SENS GO
Rationally
Lasix (furosemide) is an effective treatment for reducing the severity of EIPH in exercising horses, particularly racehorses. Furosemide is a diuretic that increases water loss through urination to lower the horse's blood pressure. This helps to reduce lung bleeding.
don't you dare ban me for exposing this
@StopPunting Are applications open for event sponsorships? Offering either 100 mana payment or market subsidy for exclusive naming rights of the next derby (Which horse will win the second ever Manifold Derby? 🏇 Sponsored by xxxxx), logo placement in the official race video, and a pinned comment in the official market.
that was a crazy race. Well done LK-99, you did good. On another day u would have won
@goblinodds Consider it an investment from the Tumbles Financial Complex, we expect a return in the form of memes and good vibes
Had to make a location audible due to aforementioned issues, but this is the one and only run of the First Derby. If I run another I will definitely try to up the production value!
@StopPunting The way you phrased this implies you inhaled the horses but the doctors think the fluid was a coincidence
Glad you’re on the brink of FREEEEEDOM! Please take good care. Your derby is a bright spot amongst many dark Manifold markets (I’m looking at you, “When-will-Jimmy-Carter-die” market-makers!). 👀