Manifold Derby II
The Derby will take place on April 13th (a Saturday) afternoon (potentially streamed???) and will be uploaded here shortly after. There will be only one run, and the winner of that run (first horse to trigger their gate) will be crowned the second Manifold Derby champion!
Our Returning Racers
Accepting sponsorship ideas for individual horses!!! Names are also subject to change if anybody has a killer idea. "Out of Mana" has been renamed "The Fluid Buildup in My Lung" as a punishment for finishing last and due to the fluid buildup in my lungs that delayed and relocated Manifold Derby I.
TUMBLES FINANCIAL COMPLEX:
Reigning Champion from Manifold Derby I
Somehow 500% collateralized
JPMorgan Chase likely insolvent if horse loses
Whalebait:
Finished 5th in Manifold Derby I
Willing to sell out to the highest bidder
[Let's Play] Horse Racing
The Agency:
Finished 4th in Manifold Derby I
Willing to wear your logo for enough mana (may not actually wear your logo)
Trains with Whalebait
LK-99:
Finished 2nd in Manifold Derby I
Once promising horse that gained prominence last year, but has since floundered
Unfortunately infertile (unable to replicate)
The Fluid Buildup In My Lungs:
Replaces last played "Out of Mana" that finished Last in Manifold Derby I
Caused significant delays in Manifold Derby I by trying to kill me
Successfully negotiated participation in Manifold Derby II in exchange for my life
Aella's Fluffer:
Passed auto filter, Passed manual filter, Contacted, Interviewed, Got invited, Got ticket, Did STI (Speed Track Invitational) test, Showed Up, Came (3rd in Manifold Derby I)
Helped other horses get ready for the Derby
Experts project a 1st-5th finish
The Track:
Length: Slightly over 1.25 Miles
Location: My Computer Desk (For Real This Time)
Forecast Conditions: Clear Skies, Clear Lungs
New Test Runs:
Randomized Gate Assignments for the Derby are as Follows:
Gate #1 - The Agency
Gate #2 - TUMBLES FINANCIAL COMPLEX
Gate #3 - The Fluid Buildup in My Lungs
Gate #4 - Whalebait
Gate #5 - Aella's Fluffer
Gate #6 - LK-99
Loser Punishment:
The horse that finishes last will be subject to a loser punishment as influenced by this market:
/StopPunting/what-punishments-should-occur-for-t
Official punishment will be announced before the race!
Manifold Derby II Markets:
/StopPunting/which-horses-will-show-finish-1st-2-f77aae363a7c
/NFL/which-horse-will-place-last-in-mani
/NFL/will-there-be-a-manifold-derby-spec
/Pykess/which-horse-will-place-first-in-the
Previous Derbies:
/StopPunting/which-horse-will-win-the-first-ever
Derivative Markets are encouraged and will be added here!!!
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3.00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cngs2lc755c
Derby starts at around 35:30. My apologies for not making the racing screen big, I totally forgot ha!
The Fluid Build up in My Lungs has been branded and will compete in the Mushroom league, which saw our unnamed Sparkle White horse be promoted. Thanks for betting, and join us next month!
@StopPunting If you're doing it live on Youtube make sure you request the ability to go live now if you haven't done it already. It takes them a day or so to give you permission.
