Manifold Markets will give in 2 my demandz
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I have been GRAVELY WRONGED by the COMPUTRONIC INTERFACE of MANIFOLD MARKETZ. Truly THE TRANCH HAS PREVAILED AND ONCE AGAIN I WUZ RITE ALL ALONG

This Market resolvez 2 yes if by the end of next year Manifold Marketz has ACCDEDED TO MY FIVE DEMANDZ

Otherwise it rezolves 2 no.

I am, of course, the final judge of whether they have done that.
PER THE DISCORD my demandz are
either a) u give me 100,000 mana
or b), cuz u won't do that

1) u conduct a MASSIVE AUDIT of the LINKED ELON MUSK MARKETZ and UR INTERFACE and disclose ur findings: https://manifold.markets/BTE/will-a-delaware-judge-order-elon-mu

2) u @ me on the KUDOS CHANNEL of the Manifold Marketz discord and say "Spindle wuz rite and we're sorry"

3) u highlight in sum prominent way a particular AI alignment or medical charity, so that we can stop SLOVENLY AIs from MISLEADING US in the DIZTANT FUTURE or PURGE DIZEAZES with the LIGHTZ OF SCIENCE

4) whoever my SECRET IDENTITY IZ donates $500 to that charity to acknowledge that SHE OR HE GOT TRAUNCHED

5) the word TRANCHE (or its french equivalent TRAUNCHE) appearz in at leazt 2 above-the-fold publications not referencing me or any of my marketz

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predicted NO

@Spindle please resolve

Where has our dear treasured spindle been?

predicted NO

@Quinn securitizing some traunches down by the sea

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manifold, do the right thing!

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bought yes

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Meet the demandz or we riot

bought Ṁ150 of YES

These demands are really funny and I think that Manifold should accede to them in order to incentivise more traunching.

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Justice must be done!