What would Manifold do with ten trillion dollars and no fingers?

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resolved Feb 29

60%59%

Fund research into cybernetic fingers

30%8%

Fund research into understanding and harnessing the powers of the devil that took your fingers

10%8%

Get humanity to live as sinlessly as possible (since you now know that the devil is literally real)

0.1%

Give the Against Malaria Foundation as much funding as they want

0.0%

Send $1000 to every person on the planet

1.3%

Hire several hundred billion dollars worth of personal security

1.1%

Buy every major AI lab.

0.1%

Eradicate Polio

0.1%

Take up the entire ad-space of civilization to make everyone see nothing but Manifold Markets ads for 10 years

2.0%

Cause inflation

0.1%

Manhattan project for brain uploading

0.1%

Pay someone to marry @Rucker

0.1%

Lobby to legalize real-money prediction markets

0.6%

Fund research into growing back fingers

0.3%

Buy Sam Altman

0.3%

Pay a polydactyly person to cut off their fingers and make an instant $90 trillion

0.2%

Hire the world's best team of butlers/assistants

0.3%

Renew Firefly

0.2%

Lose money

0.3%

Fund embryo selection

Resolves to poll in a few days, 60%/30%/10% for 1st/2nd/3rd place.

I was going to make a market about which option would win this poll but it has become immediately obvious that everyone on manifold wants ten trillion dollars and no fingers.

Once we have enough responses in this market, I will create a poll asking what people would do with their ten trillion dollars and no fingers. The poll will be open for a few days, and then close along with this market.

This question resolves Win, Place, Show to the top three highest-voted responses: