My husband had a reverse vasectomy in Sao Paulo, Brazil on October 14th, 2021 and has had the vasectomy since 2013. I had my IUD removed in January 2022 and we have been trying to get pregnant. He is 33 and I am 27. Sexual interactions are on average between 25 minutes and 1 hour. We both lead reasonably active lifestyles and have no current medical issues. I have been tracking my ovulation and the sexual occurrences this entire time. I have laid out the dates of ovulation and ejaculative, reproductive sex below:
January - Ovulation (start, peak, end) : 17th, 24th, 26th
Whoopie (days): 18th, 22th, 24th, 29th, 31st
February - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 13th, 19th, 21st
Coitus (days): 6th, 11th, 13th, 15th, 16th, 18th, 23rd, 25th
March - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 13th, 20th, 22th
Intercourse (days): 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 18th, 19th, 20th
April - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 10th, 17th, 19th
Copulation (days): 14th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 26th
May - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 17th, 24th, 26th
Birds and Bees (days): 7th, 8th, 15th, 16th, 22th to be cont..
Jun 29, 10:4am:
June - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 5th, 12th, 14th
Reproductive yoga : 1st, 6th, 8th, 10th, 13th, 17th
Aug 7, 1:42am:
July - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 7th, 14th, 16th
Hanky Panky (days): 2nd, 18th, 24th, 26th
note: We have been traveling to India and through Tamil Nadu for all of July and soon to be August so finding the time or energy to have sex has been difficult. Husband is getting a spermiogram next week to check the sperm count.
Aug 30, 6:19am: From another market posted about a semen analysis he had done . "Aug 22, 3:29am: He had his semen analysis last Thursday and should be getting results in the next 2 days. Had to masturbate in a cup in a bathroom for 30 minutes though they wanted him to take 5 minutes. Might have effected the amount of semen ejaculate to be tested. Not sure how that might impact the test results.
Aug 30, 6:16am: Turns out the sperm count was very low 4 mil/ejaculate and the motility was also low. "
August- Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 7th, 12th, 14th
The ol' in and out (days): 8th, 11th, 13th, 14th
Oct 9, 10:40am:
September - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 4th, 11th, 13th
H & D (days): 5th, 8th, 11th
October - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 1st, 7th, 9th
Chores (days): 8th, 9th, 31st
November - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): Oct 29th, Nov 4th, Nov 8th
Rise and Grind (days): 2nd, 5th, 19th
*Just started my period on Nov. 19th, so we have one more ovulation cycle before this market closes.
December - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): Nov 24th, Nov 30th, Dec 4th
I'm smelling yummy (days): 26th, 29th, 30th, 1st
*I just went to Ohio to visit my family for the holidays without penis officient so we will not be able to have sex any more this month... so if I don't get pregnant with the sex that has occurred by my period around the 15th, then this market will be RESOLVED. Thank you all for participating.
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@EnopoletusHarding https://enopoletus.github.io/colorcontrast/
As for the blue background... unconscious mind at work. I was in a semibicam phase at the time, and my brain interpreted blue as white.
@EnopoletusHarding I did probably the most self-experimentation on postural regimens of any person in history. Only Kjteil Larsen's advice, carefully interpreted, worked.
I suspect both of you guys are flatbacks. People in McVeigh posture probably wouldn't even try for kids (essentially every MtF transgender and East Asian man I've seen has been in McVeigh posture, no doubt caused by army years carrying weight in b*ckp*cks).
@EnopoletusHarding Kjteil is extremely hard to interpret, though, so I'm dojng the popularization work for him.
@EnopoletusHarding Kjetil really fucked up on chin down, but partially corrected himself in the neck tucking vid.
@EnopoletusHarding He was in the army actually. We’ve been working on posture separately but he’s been bending at the knees to keep light and on his toes also. I don’t know what that does.
@ES221712 Interesting. Being on your toes when atrempting any kind of deep squat is a very smart idea. It is not possible to bend down on your ankles without nuking the low back. But the important thing is the chin. It must be moved up while standing or lying down (as in my Garfield avatar).
@EnopoletusHarding I really don't know how I didn't realize this before... maybe because Kjetil and Evan Osar kept saying "chin down"... and they were completely wrong. Chin down crushes the neck muscles.
@EnopoletusHarding Viktor Tsoi (famous Russian-Korean bicam singer, maybe or maybe not posturally aware) makes repeated references to stimulants and stargazing.
@EnopoletusHarding OK, here are my four tests:
for the shoulders: East Asian writing direction (katakana/hankil/zhuyin)
for the groin: man should be able to ejaculate downward
for the ribcage: spaces as narrow as possible, to prevent squishing of the internal organs/atrophy of the neck/overreliance on bone instead of muscle. This, though, is by far the hardest to change consciously.
for the chin: up, not down (easiest to change)
Eddie Gallagher posture/eyes is the male ideal, the OnlyFans performer Haze Lynn the female one. Notice their eyes are completely like those of an eagle and their jaws are completely identical. Not genetic, environmental. And Gallagher always had the sense to wear a frontpack.
@EnopoletusHarding Caveat to this: it is, in fact, possible to do a full deep squat if you lift the chin hard enough. But most people can't lift the chin fully.
@EnopoletusHarding Biotic repro = reproduction resulting from living organisms. Though one could argue all things are living if there is movement. Naturally the case for “what is life” is always contentious.