Will my husband and I become pregnant by the end of the year?
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My husband had a reverse vasectomy in Sao Paulo, Brazil on October 14th, 2021 and has had the vasectomy since 2013. I had my IUD removed in January 2022 and we have been trying to get pregnant. He is 33 and I am 27. Sexual interactions are on average between 25 minutes and 1 hour. We both lead reasonably active lifestyles and have no current medical issues. I have been tracking my ovulation and the sexual occurrences this entire time. I have laid out the dates of ovulation and ejaculative, reproductive sex below:

January - Ovulation (start, peak, end) : 17th, 24th, 26th

Whoopie (days): 18th, 22th, 24th, 29th, 31st

February - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 13th, 19th, 21st

Coitus (days): 6th, 11th, 13th, 15th, 16th, 18th, 23rd, 25th

March - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 13th, 20th, 22th

Intercourse (days): 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 18th, 19th, 20th

April - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 10th, 17th, 19th

Copulation (days): 14th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 26th

May - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 17th, 24th, 26th

Birds and Bees (days): 7th, 8th, 15th, 16th, 22th to be cont..

Jun 29, 10:4am:

June - Ovulation (Start, peak, end) : 5th, 12th, 14th

Reproductive yoga : 1st, 6th, 8th, 10th, 13th, 17th

Aug 7, 1:42am:

July - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 7th, 14th, 16th

Hanky Panky (days): 2nd, 18th, 24th, 26th

note: We have been traveling to India and through Tamil Nadu for all of July and soon to be August so finding the time or energy to have sex has been difficult. Husband is getting a spermiogram next week to check the sperm count.

Aug 30, 6:19am: From another market posted about a semen analysis he had done . "Aug 22, 3:29am: He had his semen analysis last Thursday and should be getting results in the next 2 days. Had to masturbate in a cup in a bathroom for 30 minutes though they wanted him to take 5 minutes. Might have effected the amount of semen ejaculate to be tested. Not sure how that might impact the test results.

Aug 30, 6:16am: Turns out the sperm count was very low 4 mil/ejaculate and the motility was also low. "

August- Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 7th, 12th, 14th

The ol' in and out (days): 8th, 11th, 13th, 14th

Oct 9, 10:40am:

September - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 4th, 11th, 13th

H & D (days): 5th, 8th, 11th

October - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): 1st, 7th, 9th

Chores (days): 8th, 9th, 31st

November - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): Oct 29th, Nov 4th, Nov 8th

Rise and Grind (days): 2nd, 5th, 19th

*Just started my period on Nov. 19th, so we have one more ovulation cycle before this market closes.

December - Ovulation (Start, peak, end): Nov 24th, Nov 30th, Dec 4th

I'm smelling yummy (days): 26th, 29th, 30th, 1st

*I just went to Ohio to visit my family for the holidays without penis officient so we will not be able to have sex any more this month... so if I don't get pregnant with the sex that has occurred by my period around the 15th, then this market will be RESOLVED. Thank you all for participating.

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Andes, Romania, Armenia, and Lithuania all have Malthusian/traditional Chinese/traffic light flags.

My subconscious mind tells me the best time for sex is between 7:30 and 12 in the morning.

Also, what are you guys getting on my color test? The optimal configuration is extremely blue-sensitive.

@EnopoletusHarding https://enopoletus.github.io/colorcontrast/

As for the blue background... unconscious mind at work. I was in a semibicam phase at the time, and my brain interpreted blue as white.

@EnopoletusHarding The Israeli flag to a bicam of any variety would look like a pure White flag.

My mother confirms that raising the chin while walking ~doubles walking speed. No doubt someone told George W. Bush this. Garfield. Robocop. The Thinker. That "where the fuck is your chin" cartoon. Pit Grave culture skulls. It's all coming together.

Is your profile picture taken after one of the sessions? (Sorry but I just had to)

@stone No, separate photoshoot with a friend.

@stone It’s corn starch and water in the picture.

If you follow my regimen, I predict a 75% chance yes. But if not, only 10%.

"Sexual interactions are on average between 25 minutes and 1 hour."

...that is really long. Chimpanzee sex takes seconds. TBH, at this point, not entirely sure if parody.

@EnopoletusHarding I did probably the most self-experimentation on postural regimens of any person in history. Only Kjteil Larsen's advice, carefully interpreted, worked.

I suspect both of you guys are flatbacks. People in McVeigh posture probably wouldn't even try for kids (essentially every MtF transgender and East Asian man I've seen has been in McVeigh posture, no doubt caused by army years carrying weight in b*ckp*cks).

@EnopoletusHarding Kjteil is extremely hard to interpret, though, so I'm dojng the popularization work for him.

@EnopoletusHarding 90% chance now. The regimen is simple. Lift the chin.

@EnopoletusHarding Kjetil really fucked up on chin down, but partially corrected himself in the neck tucking vid.

@EnopoletusHarding He was in the army actually. We’ve been working on posture separately but he’s been bending at the knees to keep light and on his toes also. I don’t know what that does.

@ES221712 Interesting. Being on your toes when atrempting any kind of deep squat is a very smart idea. It is not possible to bend down on your ankles without nuking the low back. But the important thing is the chin. It must be moved up while standing or lying down (as in my Garfield avatar).

@EnopoletusHarding I really don't know how I didn't realize this before... maybe because Kjetil and Evan Osar kept saying "chin down"... and they were completely wrong. Chin down crushes the neck muscles.

@ES221712 As for what I feel now... it is an extreme sense of inner peace.

@EnopoletusHarding Viktor Tsoi (famous Russian-Korean bicam singer, maybe or maybe not posturally aware) makes repeated references to stimulants and stargazing.

@EnopoletusHarding OK, here are my four tests:

  1. for the shoulders: East Asian writing direction (katakana/hankil/zhuyin)

  2. for the groin: man should be able to ejaculate downward

  3. for the ribcage: spaces as narrow as possible, to prevent squishing of the internal organs/atrophy of the neck/overreliance on bone instead of muscle. This, though, is by far the hardest to change consciously.

  4. for the chin: up, not down (easiest to change)

Eddie Gallagher posture/eyes is the male ideal, the OnlyFans performer Haze Lynn the female one. Notice their eyes are completely like those of an eagle and their jaws are completely identical. Not genetic, environmental. And Gallagher always had the sense to wear a frontpack.

@EnopoletusHarding Once you see it... you can't unsee it. Haze Lynn's husband is also bicam.

@EnopoletusHarding Caveat to this: it is, in fact, possible to do a full deep squat if you lift the chin hard enough. But most people can't lift the chin fully.

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Thank youu, moral dilemmas on biologic reproduction and whether or not it happens in or out of the public eye is a bit silly. I feel much gratitude for the constant biotic repro that was needed to get this bet to be placed :)

@ES221712 That's fine. Biotic repro?

@EnopoletusHarding Biotic repro = reproduction resulting from living organisms. Though one could argue all things are living if there is movement. Naturally the case for “what is life” is always contentious.