Out of the 3 of us -- @vaporous_ford, @edgyjson and me (@typeofemale), who will be the first to be in a relationship???
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@vaporous_ford (the 6'3 wonderful cook)
53%
@edgyjson (the 5'4 sundress discourse guy)
13%
@typeofemale (the 5'3 deracinated hirsute girltwink)
1.1%
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considering all three of us have been hornypoasting and yearning on the TL -- who do you think would be the first to enter into a relationship?

other includes possibilities like the 3 of us forming a polycule and making json wear a sundress under the greek sun

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I'm concerned that json is not making the most of opportunities when they present themselves

Some general questions for all three people:

  • What are each of your orientations?

  • Roughly how many friends do each of you have?

  • What is the gender balance of each of your friendship groups?

  • What is the relationship success rate of each of your friendship groups?

  • What are each of your free-time hobbies?

  • What topics do each of you enjoy chatting about, both for small talk and deep discussions?

  • What are each of your political views e.g. in terms of economics, government, and progressivism (particularly gender equality)?

  • Do each of you have any neurodivergence?

  • Do each of you find it difficult to enjoy the company of, compassionately care about, and trust people you meet?

  • Which dating methods are each of you using?

  • Do any you have date-me-docs? e.g. https://dateme.directory/

These questions vastly affect the odds in my opinion

Good luck y'all :)

Also what exactly does "deracinated hirsute" mean lol

how is the 6'3 dude losing???

beats me

bought Ṁ50 @vaporous_ford (the ... YES

The caucus is divided about his performance

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Hmm, my first instinct after browsing the xitter profiles is that type-of-female has the vastly better sense of humour out of the bunch, but on second thought it's quite likely that as a loser loner autist my perception of humour and likability has no or even negative correlation with society at large

Being a woman gives her a statistical advantage, but that might be cancelled out by societal transphobia

It doesn't help that all 3 people's profile pics don't show how they look lol

Overall, it seems plausible they have similar odds, so not sure why type-of-female is trading so low 🤔

I disagree that being a woman gives her a statistical advantage in this specific case, the number of women who are in a relationship with a man is similar to the number of men who are in a relationship with a woman, almost by tautology, the reason it's not a tautology is because of polyamory and cheating, but I think those are uncommon enough and approximately equal enough on both sides that my point still stands, similarly non-straight relationships are uncommon enough and approximately equal enough on both sides that my point should still stand even if you extend it that far.

I also think that (unfortunately) you are severely underestimating the disadvantage being trans gives one in the dating pool.

She also seems to use 4chan (edit: just saw her tweet about how people should leave 4tran and /tttt/, but I still think she talks as if she has gone there in the past? could be wrong, idk) and has more tweets per year than both of the other people combined which are both indicators to me that she will have a harder time getting a partner. I agree it would be more helpful if we knew what they looked like, but that's why I think she is trading so low currently.

I'll post some pics re: how I look on the TL

bought Ṁ15 @typeofemale (the 5'... YES

oh wait - the close date is in a month? are y'all trying to get into a relationship by the first week of August?

bought Ṁ20 @vaporous_ford (the ... YES

i might extend it!

it's summer!

bought Ṁ50 @edgyjson (the 5'4 s... YES

all three of us have been hornypoasting and yearning on the TL

are you all interested in a relationship though? anyone more interested than others? are you all in the same city?

>yes
>yes (vape)
>no (i'm in ldn, vape in sf, json in ny)

bought Ṁ50 @edgyjson (the 5'4 s... YES

NY is bullish, I'm buying json.

bought Ṁ100 Other NO

If you enter into a relationship with each other how does this market resolve?

we refuse to enter into a relationship with each other

Okay I suggest you declare that that situation resolves to "other" and buy it down to 1% then.

can i remove that option?

bought Ṁ50 @edgyjson (the 5'4 s... YES

No but you can just ignore it