Yes = Buy
No = Short
This is a permanent market and its duration will be lengthened as long as it's allowed. The aim is to sell your stock (see top right after you've made a bet) when you believe your side has over-corrected and buy in/short it again once it's over-corrected to the other side. Essentially, it's meant to function like a traditional stock market.
Read more: https://help.manifold.markets/manifold-101/why-would-you-sell-your-shares
Close date updated to 2030-12-31 11:59 pm
Jan 2, 1:08am:
Dan Stock (Permanent) → Dan Stock (Permanent)
I was a skeptical of Dan in the beggining but this should be at 90% straight up
Not looking good for Dan. The market seems to think he's gonna drop by June.
@IsaacKing ur mom
@IsaacKing Blasphemy. Dan stock will never fall
How do you short it?
I think Evil is trying to communicate through me.
EVIL, like this post if you're not done with Dan stock. Like my other post if you are done with Dan stock.
@DalibanAdjacent You're letting him manipulate this market by entertaining his hate for Dan.
@Martinitis Let's find out!
Evil: Am I "letting you manipulate this market by entertaining your hate for Dan?"
YES = like on this comment.
@Martinitis Evil: Am I "letting you manipulate this market by entertaining your hate for Dan?"
NO = like on this comment.
I think Evil is trying to communicate through me.
EVIL, like this post if you're done with the Dan stock. Like my next post if you're not done with Dan stock.
Evil actually won. THis stock is permanently mid-tier due to people camping the next Evil short.
@YourHero Dan will say something funny and break the spell. Its that easy. Never doubt him again
@BettersonMcgee The Dan's true value is being suppressed since people can buy Dan NO @75 and then sell it when Evil tanks it to 50 to double their money.
So, instead of all Dan Fans profiting as the love of Dan corrects the market back to the 80s, the power traders siphon off Evil's money to themselves and then stock up on more NO to repeat once Evil shorts again. Thus, Evil has damaged the value of Dan.
As soon as Dan returns from whatever business he's doing, he's gonna shoot right back up to where he was before
I was curious to see how a non-permanent market would act on something like this.
Honestly I can't believe this market is estimated between 69% and 75% with @Evil banned with all those no shares and @DalibanAdjacent basically controlling the market no point in buying shares here imo.
@Simon1551 Evil can still short. He's just banned from creating comments, posts and markets. He was here the 28th last time. I'm expecting more shorts from him
@Butidigress they have never sold a single share since the beginning
@Simon1551 I undertand your concerns, but I want to reassure you that Dan stock is for the people. Dan at 73 is an unprecedented opportunity to build generational wealth.
Here's m500 to help a few people dip their toes into the Dan waters, it's not so scary once you give it a try. https://manifold.markets/link/1V0z1nSH
@DalibanAdjacent Very generous of you. Thanks
Yo, can someone resolve this market, all my cash is locked up, on god!
As a majority stakeholder in Dan Stock, I'm proud to bring you this exciting new market for your predicting pleasure.
im slowly selling Yes shares to piss people off in chat, stay mad
@Pherret I don't think anyone cares that much
i wished people didnt care this much about play money too but this isnt the case
waiting for evil to crash the no market once he sells everything off
@Pherret If evil sells his position Dan surges to 200% so why would you get out now then?
Dan is the type of stock where a working class family can tuck away a few shares each paycheck and know that someday they'll be able to pass it down to their kids for a better life. It's bluechip, it's a nestegg, and I've never seen such an incredible buying opportunity.
123,000 shares of "No" in the past few days and it barely even made a dent.
Why is the stock closing Dec 31st
@Martin5e0b memestiny had other markets that he resolved once they expire so if Dan stock is 51% He probably resolves it as a yes which would mean big payday for people
@DennisSpiero You're wrong. This market is supposed to be permanent. Only 1 permanent has been resolved by @memestiny and that was because it was a duplicate market.
He can reopen and/or extend it (as long as he doesn’t actually resolve it), so I wouldn’t worry for now. (Converting it into a non-permanent market might be interesting though, but a fairness nightmare.)
@yaboi69 I didn't know you could reopen. Good to know!
Evil has more NO positions than all of us combined. I almost wanna bet on him eventually dropping everything and bringing Dan to 100% 🙊
@OliverG5da3 it would
@OliverG5da3 well not 100% i don't think that's possible but 99.8 of something
I'm here to reassure all retail Dan investors that this stock is safe. The fundamentals are strong, the track record is unblemished, and there's nothing to be concerned with moving forward. The Daliban Adjacent Treasury is a heavy believer in Dan and until this stock is at 100, there's always upside.
With Evil's short position being investigated I will foresee Dan going back to 80%
@DennisSpiero Evil banned PepeLaugh
He can still short though
@Butidigress There are plenty investors that put buy orders in place whenever Evil decide load up on more shorts
The fact when all these FACTS stand about Dan and yal still voting him up is insane. It’s cus all yal care about is money and he always gonna be satisfied and find second place with that. Light a fire under his ass. Teach him the idea of NO.
@Simon1551 Yes yes I know money makes your world go round. I appreciate your words, though your actions are still trash. Second to even the turdlicking that DAN does on a daily basis. NO.
When I think of Dan, I imagine the failed academic stuck inside a failing community college math department getting outdone in his craft by Africans and Indians who barely speak his language and he don’t understand why so he is subconsciously extra hard or critical of “African or Indian” Americans that he view as privileged because he had everything handed to him and never knew how to ask for anything he demands on any stage to be validated just because HE showed up by the department let him go because he wanna mouth breathe on some 21 yr Asian chick neck while she correcting answers on her worksheet. NO.
Son Dan ain’t never take a risk in his life. The biggest risk he ever took was stepping in the deeper end of the puddle on date night with his abusive granada girlfriend who he couldn’t dump and constantly berated by when he served as a the “bring him, he’s 21” guy. No.
Bad morning, Dan. When I think of Dan, I think of the third wheel that could have been the first wheel but he dropped the ball talking too much because it’s his first successful game night at the bar and the girl got bored so he sleeping on floor while his BBC escort soul brother slams the karma out of his self pity and turn it into pure secular devil worshiping cope for his sadistic hedonistic needs. No.
@DavidChee NAHH you're in blinkerton for banning him
@DavidChee Well, looks like the big influx of mana was because Evil purchased it, so it's all legit. The ban only prevents Evil from posting new content so they are free to continue using their funds (trade, donate, claim sub) which I haven't touched.
@DavidChee So there's no warnings? Shouldn't it be temporary for his first punishment?
@DavidChee lmao this guy is a schizo poster and he schizo donates $1000's to destiny during streams. he might be insane but he mostly harmless lol. I think most of us have just learned to live with him at this point.
@Sex I will probably unban some users once we have user-led moderation set up so group admins can ban problematic users from specific markets/groups. My goal is eventually to not have to do any centralised moderation besides banning illegal content.
I will usually provide a warning, but in this specific instance, I made the judgement call that they had already written enough comments and it was obvious they knew they were crossing the line.
Dan Will Do No Battle of Words with Me.
He will always run to his Masters. Begone Demon.
@Evil Thanks man
There is not a S I N G L E thing except being a fckin middle man too inept to actually stand his ground against me. That and Guns. Classic appropriator. Honestly don't think his brain was able to kaleidoscope out a single unique calculation for itself in terms of patterned behavior. Or speech. All he can do is appeal to his own Masters. What's wrong with that? The institution is ran by the BBC, all your contextual information belong to us. Bad Night, Dan.
You will Not Survive my Psychic Onslaught.
When I think of Dan, I imagine the construction site foreman out near the job site who relocated in the city because the stimulus bill supplied myriad meticulously delayed projects who burn out on OT and lets his wife get BBC S U P R E M A C Y while he justify his manhood because he willing to sleep in a porta potty. No. Gn.
When I think of Dan, I think of the struggling middleman manager who gets off when he remembers that time he ruined his ex friends marriage 12 years ago everytime he buys a hooker to cover up his fear of bbc domination. No.
Even though my NO means No, it means Yes? This system xD
Just a random note. It can be harder to make big price moves that pencil out here than you may think, even if you have deep pockets. Especially with quick orders. Especially if the market is not kept in check by a looming resolution with objective criteria. If anyone is super bored and interested in that, they may want to read the technical docs on how the bets work and check out messy experiments other users have done here, e.g.: https://manifold.markets/dreev/biden-quiescence. Stay safe and don’t ruin yourself.
Evil in blinkerton with these shorts
@Evil Go on NODDERS