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Idk bout all that but I'm happy you have stock in no lmao

This morning Isaac decided to spam post on all my markets lying about me. I pondered for a bit why someone would do that. I came up with some potential reasons but none definitive of course.

Were his feelings hurt because I dismissed him the other day with a single word?

Did his autism simply flare up?

Did he ran out of his medication?

Maybe seeing his father's belt triggered some bad childhood memories.

Or perhaps his favourite cuckold website got shut down.

Is there a chance that his coworkers found out about his latex fetish?

Could it be that someone saw him peeing in his basement?

Was it his mom who saw him peeing in his basement?

Did the experience embarrass or arouse him?

All quite probable causes for Isaac soy rage posting at me. Regardless, his posts gave inspiration to this market and I think he will appreciate me emulating him a bit by posting this market on his markets as well.

Traders should be aware that John has just resolved one of their other markets incorrectly. They then started insulting and blaming any traders who pointed this out. Trade with caution.

For an estimate of how likely they are to resolve another market incorrectly in the future, see here.