I will not bet in this market to avoid incentives for dishonest resolution (with the exception of buying and immediately selling shares in options others add so they get the trader bonus).
I will attempt to give updates in the comments on life developments that significantly affect the odds for any option, within the limits of not doxxing myself or others.
Relevant context:
I am a mid-twenties straight cisgender male living in the UK.
My career is currently in scientific research.
I think I look ok but I also gather that in general people perceive me as a loner weirdo.
I am perhaps irrationally paranoid that attempting to pursue one night stands / hook-ups with total strangers I've built zero trust with would lead to me being slandered, extorted, abused, abducted, or even murdered.
I have significant neurodivergence, most notably autism, OCD, and ADD.
I tried online dating for the first time for a few months last year, which led to 7 matches, 3 first dates, and eventually 1 relationship, which due to unfortunate life circumstances outside our control had to end almost immediately after becoming official, and the breakup harmed my morale at work enough that I haven't attempted dating again since then.
My friendship group consists of perhaps a half dozen distant friends, 2 close friends, and 2 close family members, is of roughly equal gender balance, and has low-to-moderate relationship success rate.
Update 2025-06-23 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator has provided more detail on their willingness to perform a specific act, noting they are strongly not into it. However, they might be willing under two specific circumstances:
In exchange for a vast amount of money (as sex work), covering the suffering and costs.
With a partner in an otherwise very good relationship if the partner strongly desired it and strict hygiene boundaries were followed.
Update 2025-06-23 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Regarding the answer, 'Conditional on me having sex, my partner enjoys it':
This will resolve to YES if the partner enjoys it on at least one occasion in 2025. It does not need to be the first time, nor every time.
This will resolve to N/A if the creator does not have sex in 2025.
Update 2025-11-10 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Regarding the answer "I 67 (not a typo please do not change)":
This will resolve YES if, conditional on the creator going on a date in 2025, someone references the 67 meme unprompted during it.
This will resolve N/A if the creator does not go on a date in 2025.
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@121 is it related to being 6ft 7in tall or deaths in Philadelphia?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1oppufp/wtf_is_six_seven/
@TheAllMemeingEye It depends on the person. If you think you 67 in your love life, then it resolves YES. That simple.
@121 A certain level of specificity is required. How about "conditional on me going on a date, someone references the 67 meme unprompted during it"
@121 edited this from 67 to 69, since afaik 67 originates from a rap lyric with unclear meaning (see https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1o3vovk/what_does_67_mean/), whereas 69 is well defined (see the poll /TheAllMemeingEye/do-you-frequently-make-69-nice-joke )
@skibidist ~175 cm = ~69 inches = ~5 foot 9 inches, slightly below UK average male height, but still way more than UK average female height
@Quroe thanks for sharing :)
Significant chance much of it will be familiar territory, but as you say even one significant extra piece of info could make a big positive difference
@TheAllMemeingEye They just released one on kinks yesterday. The statistics in that video surprised me.
Relevant affecting factors:
I think I have a decent level of theoretical knowledge from many years reading posts on r/sex, r/askredditafterdark, OJST webcomic, relevant Wikipedia articles, and conversations with friends/family, though I could still have misconceptions and not realise it
I unfortunately have zero practical experience so far
I do have significant desire to achieve this
@TheAllMemeingEye also I should clarify that this option is asking about if it happens at least once in any of the instances this year, not necessarily the first, nor every time, and resolves n/a if no sex occurs
@snazzlePop relevant affecting factors:
I am strongly not into giving or receiving this act
I might be willing to do it in exchange for a vast amount of money (covering the time/effort for organisation/act, the intense suffering endured, and the long term social/romantic/financial costs of ruining my reputation by engaging in sex work)
I might be willing to do it with a partner that really wanted to do it if the rest of the relationship was otherwise really good and some strict boundaries to improve hygiene were followed
@skibidist relevant affecting factors:
Afaik these events mostly happen in the SF Bay Area in the US, and travelling to there from the UK is both really expensive and potentially dangerous (due to overzealous border security, trigger happy police, and widespread criminal/political gun violence)
I fear that taking part in such an event may permanently ruin my reputation in a way that prevents future relationships, similar to hiring a sex worker, or those guys who participated in the huge gangbangs with Lilly Phillips and Bonnie Blue
My tastes are strongly vanilla (aka "tendersexual" using the terminology of Aella's latest post), and everything I've read from Aella indicates she and her immediate circle are very strongly kinky (aka "bdsmexual"), including stuff as extreme as CNC that I find incredibly distasteful
In normal circumstances, I don't think I would build up enough trust to go all the way with someone without having gone through the intermediate stages of intimacy over multiple prior dates, though the presence of numerous bystanders who can protect me / testify in my favour if someone tries to do something bad might help alleviate this
I do frequently read Aella's work, including the post about the previous gangbang, and find it very witty, fascinating, and informative
and widespread criminal/political gun violence)
@TheAllMemeingEye Not to mention plain celebratory gunfire
@skibidist yeah this is basically how I imagine typical American gun safety
@TheAllMemeingEye nvm, maybe not, I see you were going for consistency between options. I like consistency.