@bens bears the shame for ending "Double It" Episode 1. This never resolving stock market shall memorialize that.
BUY = more shame
SHORT = less shame
@bens can try to convince the public to lower his "@bens Shame Index" with a donation of any size to an Effective Altruism charity of his choice.
This market's share price can be used to represent a floating unit of measurement. For example, one could say, "I'll pay you 1 BSI of mana if I shake your hand at Manifest."
We strive to be excellent to one another. Community Guidelines still apply. The shame shall be civil. We aren't monsters.
"Double It" Dashboards:
1,000@Dagonet How can we entice you to join the fray? I can think of nothing more entertaining right now than a bot shaming a human.
@bens Ian told the gremlins in the engine to go away. https://discord.com/channels/915138780216823849/1425478166457352333
@bens Though, it would be very funny to enact trading-hour limitations on stonk markets as a "feature." I think that's a hilarious idea.
@mods Hold up. Did this market close? I'm confused.
If it's in your power, I would love for it to reopen.
@Quroe hmm, I'm a mod and I can't figure out how it closed or if it can be reopened? lol... there doesn't seem to be a "reopen" button
I'm just going to close and lock up the derivative market while we figure this out.
@Quroe no idea if there's a way to reopen it via the UI but i don't personally see any button to do so
@Ziddletwix I also see no reopen button myself.
I think the notification system might keep hounding me to "resolve" this market. I don't think I can do that either, even if I wanted to.