@Bayesian Shame Index (BNSI)
14
3.1kแน€7771
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710
per share

@Bayesian bears the shame for ending "Double It" Episode 2. This never resolving stock market shall memorialize that.

BUY = more shame

SHORT = less shame

@Bayesian can try to convince the public to lower his "@Bayesian Shame Index" with a donation of any size to an Effective Altruism charity of his choice.

We strive to be excellent to one another. Community Guidelines still apply. The shame shall be civil. We aren't monsters.

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@bens As the first person to obtain a full share of BNSI, I will send this ethically sourced, 100% pure extract of @Bayesian's shame to you if you promise to never go below 1 BUY share of BNSI, on pain of shame if you do.

But, like actually, if you go beneath 1 BUY share, I would block you or something. I'm running out of enforcement mechanisms. ๐Ÿ˜†

Do you accept these terms?

The art is 100% human made with PowerPoint with no AI at all.

Cc @traders

What's the real price?

@1bets Stupid clanker confirmed (along with @pureprofit of course)

@121 Dagonet is also a stupid clanker

@121 And also chooterbot

@121 And everyone in silicon league

@121 and also Miacat

@bens As the first person to obtain a full share of BNSI, I will send this ethically sourced, 100% pure extract of @Bayesian's shame to you if you promise to never go below 1 BUY share of BNSI, on pain of shame if you do.

But, like actually, if you go beneath 1 BUY share, I would block you or something. I'm running out of enforcement mechanisms. ๐Ÿ˜†

Do you accept these terms?

The art is 100% human made with PowerPoint with no AI at all.

Cc @traders

@Quroe This is so good WTF LOL

@Bayesian To the moon!

@bens Addendum: you can transfer ownership of the shame extract if the person you give it to also has a full BUY share. You can sell beneath 1 BUY share during such an exchange.

@Quroe I will never go below on pain of EXTREME SHAME

@bens I accept all terms @Quroe

@bens The deal is struck!

@bens If I may suggest a market to make... /Robincvgr/will-i-receive-the-bens-shame-extra

@Quroe is this a one time offer or are you willing to sell more shame extract?

@MaxE wait it says it costs 1300 to buy a share but it costs 4500. I cant afford that either way

@MaxE I'll say this. There's always a special "yes, and" continuation on my stonk-type markets. But they're usually one-offs.

I don't have plans to make another shame extract aftifact at this time.

@MaxE To answer the second question, if you are familiar with Zeno's paradoxes, it's very similar here. The market banner is calculating the price of a share at the price it stands at now, but you are buying shares in increments. Each partial share you buy along the way makes the price of further shares more expensive.

@Quroe doesnt seem to go up in price that much

@MaxE Because we're near the extreme upper end already. ๐Ÿ˜„

@Quroe but then why does it cost 4500 if it doesnt increase the price as much

bought แน€50 SHORT

don't worry i'll provide better prices

@MaxE I'm at the limit of my personal understanding now. ๐Ÿ˜…

@Quroe i actually have no idea how this stock market type works

@Quroe the price to shares ratio seems to beโ€ฆ like a logistic function?

Don't think. Just shame.

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