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Trump will nuke Iran by 8pm EST 10 April 2026
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resolved Apr 13
Resolved
NO

Context: https://www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-trump-about-to-nuke-iran

I will not be betting in this market.

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should resolve

Superforecaster material? /s

@TheAllMemeingEye Maybe? The straight is closed again.

@TheAllMemeingEye These are the funnest bets though. ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED PERCENT PROFIT!? THINK OF ALL ADDITIONAL ONE POINT PREDICTIONS I CAN MAKE!

should resolve

@agi202something Why? It's not April 10

@Kingfisher yeah i'm dumb i read 8 PM april 8th. alright nevermind

@agi202something no you’re fucking awesome

Respectfully, for future markets, should be EDT not EST this time of year. ET or Eastern would be fine too.

bought Ṁ1 YES

I'll bet ONE DOLL HAIR....I mean MANA, just for fun. Wait, will I still be able to log into manifold and collect my lucre if all my neighbors have turned into fleshy ghouls?

filled a Ṁ9 YES at 1.0% order

Huh... So I have this now.

@Quroe good luck

@AffineTyped I hope not!

bought Ṁ100 YES

whatever happens, remember: nothing ever happens

boughtṀ1,000YES

@WhateverWhoCares its going to be okay dude 😭

@256 If the goal was to pay 1,000 mana to make my heart skip a beat in fear, I'll admit it worked at the time. If they had defended the position against my snapback, I would have been terrified.

opened a Ṁ2,850 NO at 4% order

@creator Does it just need to launch to resolve YES?

opened a Ṁ20 YES at 1.0% order

30 mana on 1%. Limit up for 1 hour.

dude there's no fucking way he does this

@agi202something a rogue Claude mythos might 🫡🫡

Failure to understand probabilities pretty loud in the linked post

@JoeandSeth, why? I didn't notice that in the article

@StepanBakhmarin bunch of "Oh we can't guarantee literally zero %" motivated griefing

@JoeandSeth, well, my charitable interpretation is that by "zero" the article means "close enough to zero to make no difference", but maybe they should have spelled it out if that's what they meant. A quote:

> Is the chance that tomorrow at 8 pm ET Donald Trump launches nuclear weapons against Iran zero? Definitely not — and, regardless of whether that’s a one-tenth-of-one-percent chance or two percent or eight percent, anything more than zero is too high.

They use 0.1% as a stand-in for a lower number that they care about, instead of a big and arbitrary amount of zeros before a one, as I have seen people who actually don't understand probability do, and 0.1% probability of nuking someplace is, in fact, a big deal, as 0.001 * [death toll in a war-nuke] is still a big number. Also, to their credit, they never say "literally zero".

@StepanBakhmarin fwiw the markets _here_ put nuke happens in the next couple years in the middle single digits.

And my take is that a 0.1% chance is actually not too high (and anyone saying otherwise is only thinking about first order effects or not even that far).

Not least because of the suppressive effects on escalation that come with a possibility of nuclear war. This is the entire reason for MAD doctrine, after all, which has actually resulted in an extended period of unprecedented peace in the world.

But the initial article does not think even this far, instead spending its time worry-mongering about that crazy orange man and his anything more than zero percent chance of acting irrationally and the subsequent impact on X Y and Z.