Seems like a non-player, european-american(?) with a big, white, uncut penis is planning on attending a match in America and getting on the field during the match for a jaunt with their flacid penis out.

Are prediction markets better than Palantir at predicting future crimes? 😂

This resolution criteria won't be controversial I'm sure.

@UniversalFC There will be the penis but in the kind of form factor we do not know yet!

@UniversalFC It is very straightforward, I will be looking for it very precisely and we can use the VAR if are needing to take the closer looking at it over and over again to make the right card.

Bro, are you okay?

@Predictor Biggest stage of the world, it is something you can be experiencing it one way if you wish enough. Don't be shy about it, Big Balls is coming with the receipts for big ticket items!

@Predictor Caveat emptor.

@Quroe Let there be penis!