If Elon Musk were an animal, which animal would he be?
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An elephant named Elon Tusk
0.1%
Tiger
0.1%
Plumed basilisk
0.5%
Capuchin monkey
0.2%
Tardigrade
0.1%
Bat
4%
human (yes, you're very clever)
0.4%
Musk deer
3%
Octopus
4%
Muskrat
0.3%
Chameleon
0.2%
Skink
0.4%
Geotrupes earth-boring scarab
0.9%
Musk ox
0.3%
Cockroach
46%
Leech
2.0%
Tick
0.2%
Eland (world’s largest antelope)
0.7%
blobfish
3%
Space Lizard

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@MarkSarkozi Would you mind explaining to me why you are giving me a 1 star for a market that was clearly resolved by a poll? What's your complaint?


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@soweliSon Elon has one vote in the poll, same as everyone else.

Leech

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@robotnik is it related?

@robotnik I don't think so.

My reasons for suggesting Octopus:
1. Very intelligent relative to other animals
2. Got hands in a lot of things
3. Uses jet propulsion
4. Thin-skinned
5. Toxic
6. Can really suck sometimes

Astropithecus= Star Ape

Elon Musk more like Elon Tusk!

bought Ṁ30 blobfish NO

@AlexCao I made an option for you.

bought Ṁ40 An elephant named El... YES

@PlasmaBallin Was thinking about walrus, but that would work too :)

I'm stingy with mana but the correct answer is a hedgehog

bought Ṁ1 Musk deer YES

@hominidan care to elaborate?

@TheAllMemeingEye He won't say anything, he's hedging.

@TheAllMemeingEye Cute & dreamy on first approximation, you'd live to meet him as a child. On a second look, he's kinda stubborn and defensive, not an ideal companion. He doesn't interact with other animals much, so he's not very (socially) nimble / sensitive. He doesn't mean to sting but happens to be a ball of spikes pointed in every direction, which makes him feel a bit lonely. Likes to open cans of worms. Vaguely libertarian.

@CertaintyOfVictory magnificent!

wait... are there more answers being added? I may have made a terrible mistake.

human (yes, you're very clever)
bought Ṁ10 human (yes, you're v... YES

answer called me clever ❤

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