What will be true about 2025's Time Person of the Year?
91
935Ṁ5943
Dec 21
99%
Is two or more people
99%
AI-related
77%
English speaker (human)
74%
is digital (software, concept or technology)
68%
Recording exists of them saying "fuck"
60%
Photo exists of them wearing a baseball hat
41%
Has used cannabis
25%
Male
21%
Heterosexual
21%
Has been to Africa
20%
known to have been a shriner / bear / elk / mason / rotary club / lion or other social club member
17%
Abrahamic religion
15%
Born after Hiroshima bombing & before Macintosh 128K release
14%
has served time in a prison/jail for any reason
13%
Blonde
13%
veteran / military experience
12%
Has Tattoo
12%
6 feet / 183 cm or taller
12%
Has won Times POTY before
11%
White hair

Rules (In Progress)

  • If the answer is marked HUMAN, it will be resolved NO if an object or other non-human wins (Example: ChatGPT does not count as an English speaker)

  • If the answer is marked INDIVIDUAL, it will resolve NO if more than one person wins.

  • If a group of people wins, an answer must apply to ALL of them for it to resolve YES. (Example: If the answer is 'Bald', and a group of five people win, it will resolve YES if all five are Bald, and NO if at least one person is not Bald.)

I reserve the right to NA any answer for any reason, to combat duplicates or abuse.

  • Update 2025-12-09 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): If an AI wins Time Person of the Year, the creator may resolve multiple answers to N/A.

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bought Ṁ5 YES

@strutheo Surely “AI” counts as saying “fuck”.

bought Ṁ1 YES

@strutheo Sora and Google Banana could suck a golf ball through a garden hose - on video. Will it count?

if its ai i might have to na a bunch of these lol

How tall is AI? Would the height of the average server rack (which is around 6ft) be used for its physical height?

bought Ṁ7 NO

@strutheo Is the Pope a head of state? Technically, since Vatican City is a country, I think it counts.

bought Ṁ2 NO

Is ChatGPT bald? It doesn't have hair, but then it also doesn't have a scalp.

@binarypigeon this is the shit ancient greek philosophers argued about

sold Ṁ10 NO

lmao I'm an idiot, thought it was for 2024, luckily managed to sell before major losses

@TheAllMemeingEye bruh 200 mana is not major

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