Many traders on /realDonaldTrump/am-i-screwed-read-desc think that I am not actually in eighth grade and I made up the whole thing. To semi-prove that it is real, here is the entire email exchange between me and my classmates and my principal, chronologically.
Original Email (from me, to most of my classmates (not the narcs)):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iBqn55q5MXF6NBhGNuuffP217GDAm1uFRsFPNps7tR0/edit?usp=sharing
An email from a classmate to the entire grade and the principal:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MbN9neZRL4aFujNY098nQmDdI2UXpqTTv2Wa8yjn_oo/edit?usp=sharing
An email from the principal after seeing the original email:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fB99hfjw25HJjdHVfINkfjYk10oxQ0kTHeNNt-4t2FE/edit?usp=sharing
A reply from me to the principal:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/113NLWssQQZ938bwQmesC2i5gaioVxEazcISE48NVJn4/edit?usp=sharing
Principal's Reply:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KzAoT9ldXhk8VnPXFGC_lHfbfHXk0tUImezNupro0Tk/edit?usp=sharing
The part that no one should believe is that someone under the age of 30 knows how to send an email.
(I don't actually know the right age to put in here, maybe it's supposed to be 20....or 40?)
I don't get why people don't believe an 8th grader can't be in Manifold, it's unusual but very much within the realm of possibility. My nephew is in the 5th grade and he's in Manifold as well, even if not very active (he's also not a rat). The emails seem real to me.
@Quroe Sure, but my point still stands, kids can be in weird places over the internet.
This is really funny and actually seems like an 8th grader could be behind it. But this could be some kind of prank in of itself. Sounds like you attend a private school by the way.
@Mrdudeguy Wait, end of what looks like last year you said you were in 9th grade. Could you explain?
@Mrdudeguy You're right! It does say 9th grade!
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@Quroe @Mrdudeguy My guess is that it was either just a typo or I didn't want to reveal too much about myself. How did you know I attend a private school?
@realDonaldTrump Before I saw the latin class you just struck me as a private school type, especially the way you talked about your classmates and principal.
@realDonaldTrump No not at all. Just a slight difference. Private school kids also tend to be a year or so ahead (sometimes) so if anything that's a good thing.
this is hilarious and all seems real to me. and your principal seems more confused than mad. but like be careful how much info you share about yourself lol
I believe you have a child in school, but I don't believe your kid is the one operating this account. I refuse to believe an 8th grader is an active rat making markets on manifold lol
@realDonaldTrump I can believe high school age but I refuse to believe a middle schooler is operating DJT on manifold. I have kids, I could larp as a 5 year old too
Not trying to be a dick, sorry
@Bandors When I was in 8th grade (~20 years ago), I sold web hosting online and LARPβd as an adult on the WebHostingChat forums discussing the business. Among many other mostly half-baked ventures. All of this to sayβI believe some 8th graders are amongst us here.
I refuse to believe that your principal knows that (some) links can be disabled "on the back end"
@HastingsGreer I guess this could be real is if your principal used a language model to reply to you.
@HastingsGreer i think she doesn't really know what a backend is in software dev but just said that phrase which happened to be the correct term
@realDonaldTrump To be clear, I desperately want this to be true, as it would make various comment chains extraordinarily funny in hindsight
Claim: In my opinion, TikTok should be illegal in schools as it is spyware used for ByteDance to collect user location, phone calls, and more.
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