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MANIFOLD
upon filing my name change forms, my new middle name will be:
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egg
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grape
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butter
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getting married and changing my middle name. resolves according to my taste

full name: ian ___ shea

  • Update 2025-11-13 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Creator has ruled out "Danger" as an option for their middle name.

  • Update 2025-11-13 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Creator is now leaning towards these options for their middle name:

    • grape

    • virginia peanut

    • egg

  • Update 2025-11-14 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Creator is strongly considering "egg" as their middle name ("ian egg shea") because everything is one syllable, though they note "virginia peanut" is funnier but too long.

  • Update 2025-11-14 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The close time will be extended because the creator needs to submit a normal name change court petition (states mandate the last name has to be one of the spouse's last names/hyphenated).

  • Update 2026-06-29 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Creator wants to complete the name change before May 2027 (due to expecting a child), so the close date will be extended to around that time.

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Okay we're going to try to have a kid with an ETA of May 2027 so I want to get my name changed before then

Ian Other Shea!

@shankypanky This is the most unthinkable outcome.

@ian update?

@realDonaldTrump haven't filed them yet, but i do plan on doing it

bought Ṁ10 NO

Surely as a community we can do better than egg, it sets a terrible eggsample, think of the eggstremely horrific factory-farmed egg industry it would promote!

bought Ṁ10 NO

ian “IDon’tHaveAMiddleName” shea

bought Ṁ10 YES

“what”

ian “SpelledEyeAyEnAndMyLastNameIs” shea

We need Eeyover and Eeyunder.

bought Ṁ459 NO

@Robincvgr https://xkcd.com/327/

@Robincvgr

Really trying to live up to the “disgusting lunatic” label, eh?

@Robincvgr the classic

@JussiVilleHeiskanen Going with a cocktail theme

Change your name to James Smith? It's the most common first and last in the us

@MarySmith Muhammad Li if we're being more global XD

bought Ṁ4 YES

@ian subsidize

Ian “(it’s second to last followed by an a)” shea

In the off chance you’re a big kurt Vonnegut fan, consider daffodil eleven. It’s from Slapstick, a bonkers underrated book, and it would be an interesting statement about middle names, identity, and belonging in society. https://vonnegut.fandom.com/wiki/Wilbur_Daffodil-11_Swain

Milk Shae. Think about it.

@SG This is amazing.

@ian are you going to change your last name, and therefore your username?

@realDonaldTrump yup

bought Ṁ10 YES

@ian the site is gonna feel so different