Will Sam Bankman-Fried ditch his hairstyle before serving time?
Jul 1

A trim does not count. Sam has to noticably cut or otherwise change the poofy hair before serving time.

This market closes when SBF is transported to his new home after sentencing. In the bizarre scenario where he isn't sentenced to a gazillion years in prison, this resolves by whether he has cut his hair by the original date of sentencing.

Since it is hard to set an objective line between a trim and considerable change, this will come down to a judgement call on my part. As such I will not be participating in this market to maintain impartiality.

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I'm extending the time on this one since it resolves at when he goes to prison rather than sentencing. Any haircuts he receives before going to the big house will qualify. Once we have reports of him getting to jail I'll resolve this.

The time is nearly upon us. Sam has one last chance to rid himself of the yee yee ass haircut.

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