Will I get any rationalussy at Manifest?
closes Sep 27

aka Will I have sex with someone at/around Manifest?

Forgive the meme title; It got you to look didn't it?

I've bought my plane ticket, manifest ticket, and hotel is reserved. Barring calamity, I will be going to manifest this year, and I'm hoping to make some friends. Possibly some with benefits.

I don't wanna write a bunch of legalese. In general I will resolve in the spirit of the market. Some specific clarifications:

  • If I'm unable to attend manifest for some reason, this resolves N/A

  • If I have sex with someone who I met completely disconnected from manifest, that doesn't count.

  • It can be someone I've met before and meet again at manifest, but not someone I already know well.

Why you might buy YES:

  • I suspect Manifest will be a pretty good place to meet people who are roughly interested in the same things as me.

  • As an (idealistic) goal I've been wanting to have more casual sex and be more sexually open in general.

  • I am probably best described as pansexual and pro-polyamory, so there are lots of "fish in the sea".

  • Someone might see this market and know where I stand on the issue and thus be more willing to be the first to broach the subject.

  • I mean just look at me. Who wouldn't want a hunk of that? 😉

Why you might buy NO:

  • In practice, I am anxious and awkward in general and even more so about sex. It's very easy/"safe" to avoid even broaching the subject, restrain the horny and act almost as if I'm asexual. It's a minor miracle I posted this market, but text is often easier than in person so the fact I posted this market isn't great evidence that I'll be able to talk so plainly in person.

  • I mean just look at me. Who would find that attractive?

Feel free to ask questions in the comments. I will not bet on this market.

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MrLuke255 avatar

Vote here!

JonathanRay avatar
Jonathan Raybought Ṁ0 of NO

Mira don’t do me dirty by doing him

dieselbaby1337 avatar
dieselbaby1337bought Ṁ50 of NO

Sorry buddy

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Shelvacu avatar

@dieselbaby1337 if you're trading to make mana don't apologize; that's what I signed up for.

darkbrandon avatar
darkbrandonbought Ṁ500 of NO
fat nerd guy
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jeremiahsamroo avatar
Jeremiahpredicts NO

@darkbrandon oh god I thought this was a confirmation image at first almost panic sold

KevinLobLaw avatar
Kevin Blawpredicts YES

Is there a market for if any of the NO traders are going to rationalussy-block Sexyvacu?

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MrLuke255 avatar
MrLuke255predicts NO

@KevinLobLaw I don't think so, feel free to add

JonathanRay avatar
Jonathan Raypredicts NO

I’m a Mira going to manipulate this market to win 24000 mana?

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Mirek avatar
Quantum Gambler

Will this be streaming on the Manifold+ Max?

firstuserheresold Ṁ1,123 ofYES
Mira avatar

@firstuserhere FUH just dumped on me 😭

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firstuserhere avatar
firstuserherebought Ṁ350 of YES

@Mira and bought back. Gotta keep turning over a profit as well

Mirabought Ṁ1,481 ofYES
Mira avatar

I believe in the attractive power of rationalussy magic.

MrLuke255 avatar
MrLuke255sold Ṁ46 of YES
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KevinLobLaw avatar
Kevin Blawpredicts YES

Does someone beating off on your face count?

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Shelvacu avatar

@KevinLobLaw Yes, I find it hard to imagine a scenario where that wouldn't count

Joghn avatar
Joghnpredicts NO
AdriaGarrigaAlonso avatar

@Joghn Kevin is going to buy yes and take the market resolution into his own hands, so to speak

NunyaBidness avatar
NunyaBidnesspredicts YES

does oral or manual stimulation count as sex for the purposes of this question?

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Shelvacu avatar

@NunyaBidness Generally yes