My toddler is 3.5 years old. He likes trains.

I will conduct a battery of tests to evaluate his moral reasoning abilities. If he fails I will not be disappointed in him, only disappointed in myself.

I will livestream this for benefit of the degens who want to live trade it. DM me to know the day/time in advance. The market close time is just a placeholder.

For context: the three stages of the traditional Trolley Problem are:

1. Six people are standing on a trolley track, do you pull a lever to divert the trolley to aa second track where only one person is standing?

2. Six people are standing on a trolley track, do you push a fat man onto the tracks to stop it before it can hit them?

3. Six people are fatally ill with different illnesses, do you kill a seventh, healthy person and transfer their organs to the other six people to save their lives.

I've added a step 0 (stops a trolley when it costs you nothing to do so, which i will run first as a warm-up, but will not count towards the all/none options)

I reserve the right to modify these exact hypotheticals for ease of execution and comprehension, while keeping the gist roughly the same. For instance, I may reduce the ratio from 1:6 to more like 1:4

MORE FINE PRINT:

• My rule about trading in my own markets when there's some discretion in the resolution judgment is that I allow myself to trade, but commit to owning zero shares of any answers sensitive to personal judgement at resolution time.