I have been browsing CL Missed Connections for months. As the contemporary folk poetry of our age, I would like one to be written for me. To this end, I have been chatting up one stranger per day. This generally happens in either Berkeley or SF.
Examples of my recent favorites:
This market will resolve to Yes if a post appears on Craigslist Bay Area Missed Connections about me before December 31, 2025. The post must unambiguously refer to me.
1,000It looks like about 60 missed connections were posted on SF Bay Area Craigslist in the last week. Let’s round up and say 10 get posted a day. 200 days left.
I think it largely depends on how flirty you’re being with these missed connections. If you’re flirting hard with, uh, horny dudes—like if you are really going for it—then I believe it could happen.
Manifesting ✨