Be warned! All options resolve according to the most trollishly correct argument presented in the comments! Everything in this market might be a trap! All mana bet is forfeit, no refunds!
Events must happen after the creation of this market and before market close at 9 PM PT, April 1st.
Whether something happened is decided by the person who submitted the option to the market, unless their ruling is challenged by at least two other users in which case I will then rule on the case with my own troll logic.
If my own troll logic is challenged by at least two additional users, then we will escalate even further to some form of Silly Court.
This market is intended to be in good fun, if I judge an option to not be in good fun I will N/A the option.
This market will be unranked and not count for leagues, unless one of the site staff who outrank me decides it would be funny to make it ranked.
Any of these criteria might be updated to better fit the spirit of the market.
l will not trade on this market.
Related questions
@Joshua This is a hypothetical? You are asking if in a given scenario she will order for a human to be petted? Can you give me some more details on the situation? It's hard to make an educated prediction with such limited information.
@Joshua Hm, you pushed past my trolling unphased. After looking into things. I think this software engineer might be right. If you agree feel free to resolve no.
@nmw Not quite. Down in the comments there was discussion from Joshua about the market being reopened periodically until all discussions are resolved. I specified that my answer cannot resolve until it is the final unresolved answer.
@Joshua @jacksonpolack how does this one work? When is the “close time” that this will be adjudicated at?
@benshindel Up to Jackson! I'm gonna keep extending the market until everyone tells me how to resolve their submissions
@Joshua For the answer I submitted that resolves "at market close". I require that it be the closing of the market in which it is the only remaining unresolved answer.
@fire is blown out by a mod.
Resolves Yes.
If I stay lit like a 🕯 resolves Yes.
Market MUST stay open until Cinco De Mayo
Stay wise and rise to the other side
Free the mind and unify, let's redefine
Love and hate, don't complicate, when we all die
Don't intensify the struggles that I have inside
Solidify the reason why, people ask why
Can't see the light, they blow it out each and every time
Now clear the path, I feel the wrath
Now I'm free!
Get from in front of me!
:shoo:
( @SirSalty following up on our exchange in the Discord the other day - I left so I can't reply there but ☝️)