What's the best (i.e. funniest) way for a politician to say "I lied"?
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"My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not."
"Don't be so overly dramatic about it. You're saying it's a falsehood, and our press secretary gave... alternative facts."
"My sins here are embellishing my résumé."
"I didn’t realize how high a price we were going to pay for that lie."
"I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. I misled people, including even my wife. I deeply regret that."
"The mistake was mine, sorry."
"We didn't break our promise, we came to a different view."
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