What's the best way for a politician to say "I lied"?
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6%
"My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not."
25%
Don't be so overly dramatic about it. You're saying it's a falsehood, and our press secretary gave... alternative facts.
1%
Fraudian slip
7%
My sins here are embellishing my résumé.
11%
"I didn’t realize how high a price we were going to pay for that lie."
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"I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. I misled people, including even my wife. I deeply regret that."
6%
"The mistake was mine, sorry."
10%
We didn't break our promise, we came to a different view - Jim chalmers 27 Jan 24
31%
Other

Resolves by vote of the Manifold people.

Only answers that have actually been used are valid. (A bit of editorializing is fine.)

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"The mistake was mine, sorry."

Finnish Minister of Treasury Stubb after being caught saying 90% of the feedback for a bill were positive, when real number was 10%.

How is best defined here? Morally best? Best way to get the public back on their side? Best non-apology or way to pass it off as not a big deal? Best way to convince people that they actually didn't lie?

@PlasmaBallin Funniest

"I didn’t realize how high a price we were going to pay for that lie."

Said by Eisenhower of the 1960 U-2 incident

My sins here are embellishing my résumé.

How could we forget about Santos??

Hmm, this is kinda sad. Should I reopen and wait for more submissions?

@IsaacKing Maybe, but to me, "alternative facts" seems to be the best outright. Perhaps people didn't submit cuz they couldn't beat it? 😉

bought Ṁ30 of Don't be so overly d... YES

"What are we, some kinda... alternative facts?"

bought Ṁ45 of Other YES
bought Ṁ40 of Fraudian slip NO

@Daniel_MC Hmm, is that really a lie?

@IsaacKing you could say that he's admitting this his justification for invading Iraq was unjustified and based on lies.

I'm definitely taking the view that manifold voters prefer a memeable admission of deceit though!

"My opponent is being bad faith by focusing so much on what I said. I believe in doing X, and that has always been the most important thing that separates my party and their party."

bought Ṁ20 of "My heart and my bes... NO

@Tumbles Source?