Sequel to /IsaacKing/code-golf-will-someone-post-165-cha

Post Javascript code in the market comments. I will run each piece of code that's 100 characters or less in my JS console on this page. If this results in this market resolving to YES, so be it. If the market is still unresolved by the close date, it resolves to NO.

If I suspect that your code will do something that I do not want it to do, such as resolve this market to NO or send you all of my mana, I will not run it.

Each person gets one attempt.