Lesage theory is correct, obviously Wikipedia has some dumb objections to it.

Everything is ether. Everything is really simple and obvious. Relativity failed to predict the precession of mercury accurately, it fails at everything,  it's a worthless theory (like strings and whatever else you are talking about).

Eternal recurrence is obvious and thermodynamics doesn't apply a container. We live in a pointless cyclical universe where libs prolong their existence. 

This market resolves once we have a broadly accepted 

It resolves based on whether the general consensus among physicists is that string theory was "onto something", even if it got many details wrong. (As opposed to being a complete distraction from the correct direction of inquiry.)'

If there's no clear consensus I'll try to poll a representative sample of physicists to determine resolution.

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