Even if I were a military aged male I have enough other conditions that I would be disqualified from military service pretty much anywhere.

Fly drones, most likely, or write a warblog.

@JussiVilleHeiskanen you would end up on the front lines clearing mines with your legs

@FriendlyMerc well my head has been used as a battering ram, certainly the legs could take their turn. Didn't know that was an actual useful role

@FriendlyMerc thinking, my old work experience would suggest courier, but am also good for wind and drop