This sets a terrible precedent 😨

@MaxE there is no such thing as precedent, this is Manifold

This is why I love America land of the free

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@Eliza @Quroe Thanks!

@Eliza 🤣 I don't remember where I agreed to that.

@Quroe April Fools!

STOP THE COUNT!

wow is this the first manifold court

@ZandaZhu I have no idea but I was inspired by a market about the Supreme Court.

@Eliza guess this will be a precedent for future manifold cases :)

@ZandaZhu I'm ok with a precedent of low-stakes chaos on April 1st. Next year I will be sure to add at least 50 more "new" badges to the shop, significantly bigger hats, and more cool things!

@Gen I can't hear you through your huge hat.

@Eliza I should have made the crown 100x bigger, instead of scaling it based on total purchases. I think the end result was underwhelming because not that many people have bought a ton of things, and nobody knew about it, so I was the only person who went and drained all of my mana because I wanted to have a very big hat. lol

@Eliza in some ways though this did show me that having bigger hats doesn't really break anything, so theoretically we have a long way to go. I could one day sell a hat extender in the shop to double/triple/10x the size! 😆