If you don’t beat this by 2099 and you’re still alive in a nursing home somewhere I’m going to unplug you form life support.

If it doesn't happen by May, odds should go down since there's a chance they'll just go play the new one instead.

@AngolaMaldives depends where they are right now.

Where are you rn?

@Ibozz91 I believe Cimorene got off the plateau over Christmas, I haven't heard much about her progress since -- she's honestly been on a Merge Dragons kick lately.

@MichaelBlume Tell her about the secret gerudo weapon stash.

I think you will have the skill/ability to beat BotW well before 2099, the question is whether, by the time you do, BotW will still be something you want to put the necessary time and effort into. Tears of the Kingdom may well be out by then, for example

@MichaelBlume do you promise not to take away their console as a way to manipulate the market.

@vluzko we wouldn't do that. however, it is in fact currently missing and has been all day.

Console has been found! Cimorene started a new game last night.

Where are you at?

@Ibozz91 Cimorene has completed the magnesis shrine and is working on locating the other plateau shrines

BOTW stands for breath of the wild. will i beat it by 2099?, 8k, beautiful, illustration, trending on art station, picture of the day, epic composition