Will a fully self-contained humanoid robot (with no external power source) defeat a professional table tennis player in a regulation match before January 1, 2035?

Resolution criteria:

• Robot must be fully self-contained, with no external power source or hardware during the match

• Match must be against a professional table tennis player (defined as someone who has competed in ITTF events)

• Match must follow standard ITTF rules (best-of-seven games to 11 points, etc.)