Yes = whalussies

No = minnussies

The whalussies have large, powerful rationalussies. The minnussies have meagre but numerous rationalussies. Will the whalussies have 69 times as many shares as the number of minnussies when the market closes?

If there are alt accounts, they will be counted, but you should ashamed for using an alt account to manipulate the total. That is disrespectful to the spirit of rationalussy. The market will close at a pseudorandom time once August begins. I say "pseudorandom" because it is not actually random at all. It will close on 4:20 PM on August 1 in Central Time, the sacred time zone (it is the time zone that the OG rationalussy market was made in).