Will Jose Luis Ricon have a pet stochastic parrot by EOY2029?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!) OR Alexey Guzey OR Isaak Freeman get his OWN PRIVATE ISLAND by EOY 2080?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be attacked by a penguin by EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon find a new girlfriend by EOY2026?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) have a relationship/fall in love with a Blue-and-yellow macaw?

Will someone throw a pokeball at Jose Luis Ricon by EOY2045?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get to fly in a JET PLANE by EOY2030?

WILL JOSE LUIS RICON EAT A PARROT BY EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) invite Rona Wang to a birthday party by EOY2026?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be NFT'd by EOY2032?