Will someone throw a Pokeball at gwern by EOY2045?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be attacked by a penguin by EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be NFT'd by EOY2032?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be a playable character in a Mario Party game by EOY 2033?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!) attract a velcro bird on him by EOY2045?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get someone pregnant by EOY2030?

Will Jose Luis Ricon find a new girlfriend by EOY2026?

Will JOSE LUIS RICON get his own emoji (https://emojipedia.org/) by EOY2070?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have a pet stochastic parrot by EOY2029?

Will Jose Luis Ricon file a patent by EOY2030?