Tits, Ass, or Something Else? [add answers]
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650Ṁ7802
Jun 2
13%
Ass
11%
Rationalussy
10%
A variety of factors including interests, social class, communication style, geographic location, appearance, sense of humor, etc. It also depends on the specific individual and cannot be generalized to a simple answer.
8%
Something Else
7%
Personality
7%
British citizenship
7%
Other
6%
Throat
4%
Paws
3%
Her actually liking you back
3%
Balls
2%
Personality (interests/hobbies + views/beliefs + humour + neurodivergence/typicality + intelligence) + body (tits + ass + face + legs) + sexual compatibility (turn-ons + turn-offs + drive)
2%
Amount of unfulfilled prophecies (relative to your own)
2%
Emoji-to-emoticon ratio in text messages
1.9%
Mana net worth
1.7%
Gender
1.6%
Face
1.4%
The friends you both make along the way
1.2%
Net power output
1.1%
Back of the knee maybe

Resolves to the answer with the highest net trader number (number of YES traders - number of NO traders) on June 1st, 2025, at 1 PM ET. This is meant to be all-inclusive - please feel free to add answers.

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  • Update 2025-05-20 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator has stated that this market will not resolve to 'Other'.

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I would like traders to consider that, if balls were to undergo a meteoric rise from lowest to winner, firstly that those trading would make a bunch, and secondly that it would be very funny, possibly Manifold Lore worthy

bought Ṁ20 NO

@TheAllMemeingEye consider the following advocacy pieces

bought Ṁ2 YES

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bought Ṁ10 YES

can this market resolve to “other”?

@Social_Anthrax i'm gonna say no

@TimothyBandors The first remotely reasonable market I've ever seen this option on.

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Just for future reference: I'm not going to remove any already-existing answers, but I'd prefer that we stick to only listing single factors. The multi factor answers take the fun out of it imo

@redcathode Yeah I was just making a point by doing it too lol

By combining a trader number market with a linked multiple choice market, we seem to have created the strange situation where any newly added option gets a huge head start even if it's trash lol

bought Ṁ25 NO

all in favor of editing this to just say "balls"?

@redcathode i kid i kid

bought Ṁ2 YES

Kudos to @spiderduckpig , the one user brave enough to vote yes on balls

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need

@remedyrain Arguably kinda cheating, I think it's implied it's meant to be "which ONE factor is MOST important", not "what are all the factors"

bought Ṁ1 YES

@TheAllMemeingEye yea, but I'll allow it

bought Ṁ15 YES

I'm assuming "highest trader number" here means highest net trader number (number of yes traders minus number of no traders), right?

@TheAllMemeingEye Yeah, I should've been more specific - will update description.

bought Ṁ188 NO

@redcathode whatever it is, it's not balls

bought Ṁ2 YES

@StopPunting relevant

lmao nerds

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