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@crowlsyong @NothingEverHappens i want dem bribes

@realDonaldTrump sent.
dang i should have bet more mana. I bet 50, won 65 (+15 winnings), and then bribed you 69 so I ultimately lost 4 mana lol.

@crowlsyong

Am I smarter than you? NO

this checks out XD

/s

ooh suspense

extended to tomorrow

Would you ever make a bad deal? NO

Would you let the country turn to trash? NO

Are you not the greatest president, or human, maybe ever? NO

Do you not like winning? NO

Are you ugly? NO

Are you insane? NO

Am I smarter than you? NO

Did Spongebob forget the pickles in Bubble Bass's Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim? NO!!!!!

extended to tomorrow

Just sent a bribe for resolving NO, I'll send more if it actually resolves no.

Resolve it NO.
Ill give you 69 mana (if they turn on managrams again, seems to be paused right now). Also if there is a Manifold Peace Prize, I am officially voting that you should receive it. You are the best.

TACO

@traders I plan to resolve NO on Tuesday.

@realDonaldTrump So if the answer to, "Will [you] resolve this market NO?" is NO, then it should actually be YES instead. In which case, it should be NO. Repeat ad infinitum.

@Quroe I understand.

@Quroe wait ya hold on a sec. so if i bet YES that he will resolve it NO, then I would be correct but I lose mana?

@crowlsyong I believe there are shenanigans afoot. I'm just not sure exactly what.

If trump said NO first, you should prepare for YES second:)

NO is red, YES is green. The US flag is red, white, and blue. The Republican Party official colour is red. Trump's favourite necktie colour is red. Clearly resolving NO is therefore the most true to character lol

It would be funny if I mod-resolved to NO

@bens Don't, or I'll deport you. 😆

@bens See, now this would be a correct resolution.

The solution is to resolve it no, and then unresolve it and resolve yes

Thus it is proven that within the formal system of Predictipia Manifoldatica there exist true prepositions who cannot be resolved YES, for otherwise the system would be inconsistent.

Resolve it NO pweeeese

@YesButNoButYesButNo What will you do in exchange?

@realDonaldTrump I will say "thank you" enough times, with appropriate amount of UwU in between, and ofc I will be going to reach out to Nobel prize committee to kindly make а nomination for special edition Prediction Market Trading Nobel Prize. Because you are, and I don't say it lightly, a very stable genius.

@YesButNoButYesButNo I am the most, the very most stable genius.