Resolves to what an independent observer's opinion would be once it's clear. If it's never clear, resolves N/A. If it's ambiguous, resolves to the closest option. If anyone disputes my resoliton, moderators will resolve it. "Other" will only happen if the truth is very different from any of the options.

[first few days] If the options or criteria seem off, please provide feedback!

Based on https://www.natesilver.net/p/why-did-shohei-ohtani-allegedly-wire