How many times will I shit in September 2025?
126
300Ṁ28k
resolved Oct 1
Resolved
15-17
100%99.9%
15-17
0.0%
3-8
0.0%
9-11
0.0%
12-14
0.1%
18-20
0.0%
21-25
0.0%
25-29
0.0%
30+

  • Update 2025-09-30 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Time zone

    • All counts and calendar boundaries for "September 2025" will use the creator's local time: EST.

  • Update 2025-09-30 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Re-shitting counts separately: If the creator eats their own feces and later defecates it again, that second defecation counts as an additional shit (two shits total).

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I Fixed the October Market.

I don't want to brag or anything, but my shit predictions have made this my most profitable market, and have got me promoted to diamond for the first time. I thought that was pretty funny. Thanks @fedor!

@wolf good shit

I Fixed the October Market.

October market dropped. Take a look at the description - it should help you bet this time around. More specific thresholds this time too

how is this the 3rd market on the front page of this website😭

@fedor It has been. For a while. It has been the front face of Manifold. Congratulations.

@fedor three more please

Ok the AI summary is hilarious.

@Mrdudeguy Oh. My. God.

How much mana for you to take laxatives.

@Social_Anthrax that would be cheating. It’s like athletes taking steroids

@fedor It wouldn't be cheating per se because you never made a rule on it

@MartinSundhaug new rules for October: no laxatives, no putting poop back inside of me

@fedor Fwiw I think putting poop back inside of you should not count as a negative poop. If I exit a building then re-enter it, I still exited the building once, not zero times.

But I agree that we should not have the equivalent of repeatedly leaving and re-entering a building for this market.

@fedor What about dietary restrictions?

@MartinSundhaug I will try to eat inedible things such as books and screws next month

What about consuming it and processing it twice?

@FecalAbhuman if I ate my own shit and shat it back out , it would count as two shits

Unless I manage to shit 3 more times today this is pretty much a done deal. Thanks Everyone, October Market Comes Tomorrow

We Did It, I dropped #15

@fedor Thank you.

bought Ṁ1 YES

@fedor I put 1 on on 18 just in case you get a bad case of diarrhea and you drop 3 in 3 hours.

Let me know when you get #15. I'm counting on you.

@fedor What time zone are you in?

Pics or it didn't happen. /s

@fedor Please no pics.

@fedor You have less than 12 hours.

@Quroe you can do polls on here right? I should do one for whether I will provide pictures or not for next month’s market

@fedor I would be curious about how that would resolve.

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