How many times will I shit in August 2025?
86
250Ṁ6926
Sep 1
0.2%
3-5
0.2%
6-8
0.2%
9-11
77%
12-14
20%
15-17
1.1%
18-20
0.7%
21-23
0.3%
24-26
0.4%
27-29
0.7%
30+

I have already shat 3 times this August. I use an app to track my shits so I have my average numbers and stuff, feel free to ask me about it in the comments to make an accurate judgement.

  • Update 2025-08-08 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Only app-tracked bowel movements during August 2025 will be counted toward resolution; any untracked instances will not count.

  • Update 2025-08-18 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Same-session multiples: Distinct, unmistakably separate shits within the same toilet session (even without leaving the toilet) will each be counted separately.

  • Update 2025-08-19 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Use EST as the timezone to determine the start and end of August 2025 for counting.

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bought Ṁ50 NO

Thank you everyone for sticking through to the end we’re almost there.

Hey guys I just pooped my 13th poop

Can we have a poop count update?

@EmilAbraham I am at 12

@fedor 14 or 15 is gonna be a real nail-biter!

Do you get enough fiber?

@fedor maybe too much judging by my numbers

Do you prefer bread, rice or potatoes?

How's (sh)it going?

Wow... ok. Two questions.:

  1. Will you spend time in India in August?

  2. Do you prefer Dark Chocolate over Sauerkraut?

@Primer 1. No

  1. Yes

No poops yesterday. I was too sleepy. My tummy always hurts

@fedor bummer. You might consider seeing a doctor, but making the line go up and down from the toilet is the next best thing.

Every time I see a "market movement" notification for this market, I can't help but think somebody is "making a move."

bought Ṁ150 NO

When the market thinks it knows your body better than you do.

What if you don't leave the toilet and count it all as one?

@EmilAbraham I have anxiety that I’ll get hemorrhoids if I sit too long on the toilet, so after one deuce is dropped and a game of 8 ball pool is played on my phone, I keep things moving. Even so, if two unmistakably separate shits occur in the same session, I will treat them as such.

Well, I've been meaning to unsubscribe from Manifold for some time now. Thanks for providing the needed, um, push, to finally do it.

Today I feel like my bowels are having a great engagement of warfare. Beware

@fedor I pushed it back up the pipe and back into my tummy now I am good. No poops today likely

@fedor I lied. Today the thunderous gates of my rectum opened like stormy clouds and unleashed a filthy, watery substance into my toilet. It was green again, but more like the green you see in a pond.

bought Ṁ50 NO

@fedor Is that shit number 10? Also what timezone are you in / using for the market?

@Jasonb I think So, times one ESTA

@fedor EST

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