I have already shat 3 times this August. I use an app to track my shits so I have my average numbers and stuff, feel free to ask me about it in the comments to make an accurate judgement.
Update 2025-08-08 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Only app-tracked bowel movements during August 2025 will be counted toward resolution; any untracked instances will not count.
Update 2025-08-18 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Same-session multiples: Distinct, unmistakably separate shits within the same toilet session (even without leaving the toilet) will each be counted separately.
Update 2025-08-19 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Use EST as the timezone to determine the start and end of August 2025 for counting.
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@fedor bummer. You might consider seeing a doctor, but making the line go up and down from the toilet is the next best thing.
@EmilAbraham I have anxiety that I’ll get hemorrhoids if I sit too long on the toilet, so after one deuce is dropped and a game of 8 ball pool is played on my phone, I keep things moving. Even so, if two unmistakably separate shits occur in the same session, I will treat them as such.
@fedor I lied. Today the thunderous gates of my rectum opened like stormy clouds and unleashed a filthy, watery substance into my toilet. It was green again, but more like the green you see in a pond.