Tits or Ass ?
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1.1kṀ53k
May 12
Tits85%

Resolution criteria:

This market will resolve to the option that receives the highest number of votes by the market's closing date. If both options receive an equal number of votes, the market will resolve as N/A.

Background:

The debate over preference between breasts ("tits") and buttocks ("ass") has been a longstanding topic in popular culture, often reflecting personal tastes and cultural influences. Various surveys and studies have attempted to gauge public opinion on this matter:

  • A 2014 analysis by PornHub Insights indicated that, in the United States, searches related to buttocks surpassed those related to breasts, suggesting a higher interest in the former. (uproxx.com)

  • Conversely, a 2016 survey reported by GQ India found that 48% of men preferred curvy women with a well-endowed bust, while 24% favored average-sized women with a similar emphasis on the bust, indicating a preference for breasts among the majority of respondents. (gqindia.com)

These differing results highlight the subjective nature of such preferences, which can vary based on individual experiences, cultural backgrounds, and societal trends.

Resolution criteria:

This market will resolve to the option that receives the highest number of votes by the market's closing date. If both options receive an equal number of votes, the market will resolve as N/A.

Background:

The preference between breasts ("tits") and buttocks ("ass") has been a longstanding topic in popular culture, reflecting individual tastes and cultural influences. Various studies and analyses have attempted to gauge public opinion on this matter:

  • PornHub's 2014 Analysis: Data from PornHub indicated that, in the United States, searches related to buttocks surpassed those related to breasts, suggesting a higher interest in the former. (uproxx.com)

  • GQ India's 2016 Survey: A survey reported by GQ India found that 48% of men preferred curvy women with a well-endowed bust, while 24% favored average-sized women with a similar emphasis on the bust, indicating a preference for breasts among the majority of respondents. (gqindia.com)

These differing results highlight the subjective nature of such preferences, which can vary based on individual experiences, cultural backgrounds, and societal trends .

⚠️Market resolves based on whichever option has higher NET TRADER NUMBER . ( see comments )

  • Update 2025-05-05 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The market will resolve based on the following criterion:

    • The option (Tits or Ass) that has the higher number of traders at the market's closing date will be the winning outcome.

Note: This clarifies previous conflicting statements in the description and comments regarding resolution based on 'votes', 'net trader number', or 'probability'.

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Haven't seen a lot of tits enjoyers deriding the ass fans for simply being minions to the wider cultural zeitgeist (at least for america). Ass is so hot, and has been for the past like 10 years, maybe 15. The minaj's of the pop culture scene had a massive influence

i got no stake in this i love all ass and tits (ladies my dm's are open) but tits players.. you gotta step up your argumentative game, the ass enjoyers are ruining you

@No_uh Ass = poopy🤮(yuck)

Tits = milkies😝(yummy!)

@CourierSix this also works

@No_uh I refuse to sink to their level by hurling personal insults as they have, but very well, I shall provide a brief informal list of reasons:

  • Tits are a more uniquely defining feminine feature, both men and women have asses, men do have nipples but only full tits if on estrogen (usually coincides with gender transition to woman) or morbidly obese.

  • Tits do not have a really gross looking oriface between them that excretes a foul smelling disease ridden substance.

  • Tits are located on the front, allowing them to be easily visible simultaneously with the face, which I personally regard as an even more attractive physical feature on most women.

  • According to the anime scene shared in another comment, tits are softer and more jiggly.

  • Aella's SMV Quiz, which is scientifically designed to give most predictive skill of attractiveness, includes tit size as an important variable, yet doesn't even ask about ass.

The defense rests.

@No_uh we're just above them ;D

@TheAllMemeingEye It’s important to diversify your positions to reflect the full curvature of public opinion. This front-loaded market is leading to poor rear-view correction, I fear.

@TheAllMemeingEye 1st point: The number of men with gynecomastia is almost certainly larger than the number of men taking E. I'm sure they exist, but I haven't met someone taking E who's like oh yeah I'm a man

@TheAllMemeingEye It's true that men have asses too, but that just means ass enjoyers have approximately twice as many asses to choose from

@copiumarc my apologies, I hadn't heard of gynecomastia before

@retr0id yeah I guess my argument was intended to justify why as a straight guy I prefer one over the other due to the gendered association

STOP THE COUNT!

It's a simple statistical fact that if you switch to team ass you will make more mana, both in this market and apparently in general.

@Joshua bonus life hacks arising from correlation being causation :

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@Joshua at 80%, easy time to sell and switch and 5x your money.

Dark moment in history

concerning results so far

The market history says this was originally set to close May 12th, then edited to May 20th on May 6th, then just now edited to close today.

I would propose it should go back to the original May 12th.

@Joshua I think that's fine, but I'd argue that a lot of the trading volume came post-edit + no one really said anything. I agree it's a tough bind

@copiumarc Scrolling back, the last May 6th trade was on page 8/10.

@copiumarc True, but still a decent number of traders and comments before then. So probably better precedent to just revert to the original deadline.

@Joshua who is in charge of resolving, given the creator has deleted their account?

@shankypanky Uhhhh I mean results are objective so whatever mod sees it first

Why did this resolve? Am I tripping or, I thought the closing date was the 20th

+1, I also remember it being the 20th

@Joshua Is there any way to check original close dates? If so, can you unresolve

@copiumarc I'm sure there's some in-platform way too, but archive.org also confirms it was the 20th https://web.archive.org/web/20250507014106/https://manifold.markets/chakkuchamar/tits-or-ass

@retr0id kinda surprised this page was archived lol

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