Congratulations! I hope it goes great!

@benjaminIkuta Are you prepared to offer a proof of girlfriend photo or is @TiredCliche wasting everyone's time (no doubt, not for the first time, and not for the last time)?

@KevinBlaw why do you think I'm lying?

Pic or GTGO. Also you went from 0 girlfriends ever to banging this one pretty quickly.

It happens every day, Kevin.

So insightful!

I could post a photo of us, but that wouldn't prove anything

Don't worry any more about this guy. He couldn't even bother to spell "GTFO" correctly.

I consider this reply the equivalent of “you wouldn’t know her. She goes to a different school.”

I have little patience for people who talk obliquely. Either state what you want, or shut up.

FIrst of all: Rude. Second, I didn't say I wanted anything. Did you just want to use a vocab word?

You said "Pic or GTGO" [sic]. This indicates you want a pic. A pic of fucking what, dumbass?

Oh I guess "oblique" is a "vocab word" now. Okay. Let's try with some simpler language.

You talk cute. Me say no talk cute. You think that Ben lie. Me no think Ben lie. If you think Ben lie, ask Ben for proof. What you think proof? Me not know. You have to say proof. What you mean by "pic"? Me not know.

Are you daft? Banjamin already responded to my post and clearly understood it. Why are you inserting yourself in this situation? Incel much?

You little brain. Need little word. You brain no work good, not know big word like "Oblique".

Little brain man, you need to say what you think proof. You want proof? You say what you think proof is. What picture you want? You must say.

Me here because you annoy me. Me think you lie. Me no like lies.

You suffer from the commonest of ills. You are boring. You bore me.

If that true, shut up, little brain man.

Ok. I win.

No. You lose. Me would say you lose argument, but that three syllable. You call that "vocab word". So me hit you with big stick.

To win, say what picture you want.

You really are going to stick with that jokey talk even though it’s not landing?

Also, I already won.

You little brain who say "oblique" is vocab word. Little brain need little word. I try my best.

You are a one trick pony and that trick is hackneyed.

If we're breaking from kayfabe, that's great! Why do you think that this resolution was incorrect? Do you have any evidence, Kevin?

What do you want from Ben to post to prove it?

If you cannot answer these questions, you lose.

Sorry if my vocabulary was too much for you to understand.

A proof of life style selfie showing the lovebirds in a lip-locked selfie. Date stamp required.

Your kayfabe character sucks.

Date stamps haven't been a thing for over a decade.

Proof of life style means in front of a newspaper or other demarcation of time. Do I have to explain everything to you? You like to act like you are bright, but the substance of what you say betrays you.