Many have argued that this world is a simulation and that it is most likely only a few hours long game. If that is the case, and @IsaacKing has /op in this world, he will be able to leave the simulation and come back and prove it to us with magical powers. There is also the Many Worlds theory of quantum mechanics which suggests that everything that is possible exists in some world and one of those options are @IsaacKing has magical powers. Or @IsaacKing could develop an AGI.
Resolves to YES in the universes where @IsaacKing shows (in my opinion) convincing proof that he has magical powers by the end of February. Resolves to NO in other universes.
@IsaacKing it's more likely since this market exists. Since it might not be fun to give yourself /op unless there's a good reason.
@IsaacKing if you leave this simulation and it is possible, do you commit to coming back and giving yourself /op?